September 1 at 11:00AM
What to Expect When You're Expecting…to Be at the Republican National Convention
The Democratic Convention has come and gone, and now it's the GOP's turn to make their pitch. If you're attending this convention as well, just follow the handy survival guide we issued for the DNC, but note these important differences between the two events:
| Convention Aspect | DNC | RNC |
| Location | Pepsi Center and Invesco Field, Denver | XCel Energy Center (Luxury Box), Minneapolis/St. Paul |
| Theme | "Change We Can Believe In" | "Country First" |
| Most Prominent African-American in Attendance | Barack Obama | Cowboy Troy |
| Most Prominent Woman in Attendance | Hillary Clinton | Ann Coulter Sarah Palin |
| Vaguely Described — But Definitely Evil — Scourge Upon America | Big Oil | Activist Judges |
| Crossover Traitor From the Opposing Political Party | Rep. Jim Leach (Republican of Iowa) | Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut) |
| Frequency of Mentioning George W. Bush | Constant | Never |
| Most Embarrassing Person in Attendance | Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA) | Sen. Joe Lieberman (Political Whore of Connecticut) |
| Overriding Sentiments | Hope, Change, Exuberance | Experience, Constancy, Regularity |
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Why the bashing? I belong to neither party but I see a lot of people who are bashing Sarah Pulin already.
Why aren't we just looking for the best person for the job and compare records of the past rather than bashing the individual.
I don't understand why some people wish to make politics dirty rather than just supporting the person they feel is best for the job.
I am for USA USA USA USA USA USA!
Why the bashing? I belong to neither party but I see a lot of people who are bashing Sarah Pulin already.
Why aren't we just looking for the best person for the job and compare records of the past rather than bashing the individual.
I don't understand why MANY people wish to make politics dirty rather than just supporting the person they feel is best for the job.
I am for USA USA USA USA USA USA!
What does it say about a 72 year old candidate, who's overriding sentiment sounds like a constipation commercial. "Experience, constancy, regularity."
That Palin is a heartbeat away from dealing with Pakistan, and I'd put money on it that McCain is McToast.
One cannot know what to expect when you're expecting because the Palins don't believe in ultrasounds.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/01/palin-my-daughter-is-preg_n_122947.html
If Palin's unborn grandkid is a girl, will you change the chart and make her the most prominent female at the RNC?
Palin: As a posterchild for Christian Womanhood, I would like to introduce you to my teenage unwed pregnant daughter.
Obama: Surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted pregnancies.
McCain/Palin: Oops.
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I think Sarah Palin is the daughter that Dick Cheney wished he'd had! If you replaced her hair with Dick Cheney's receding hairline, gray hair and glasses, I think there is a strong resemblance….although she is probably a much better shot!