Fred Thompson and a Garden Gnome Steal Rudy Giuliani's Numerical Thunder
Rudy Giuliani was supposed to give tonight's RNC keynote speech, to remind us that we will never forget that thing he likes to remind us about, but now it seems they're not letting poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games…
Republicans revamped their convention plans for a second day, dropping former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani as keynote speaker Tuesday night while trying to determine President Bush's role in the political pageantry celebrating John McCain's candidacy for president.
In Giuliani's speaking slot were former Sen. Fred Thompson of Tennessee, one of McCain's rivals for the Republican nomination, and independent Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, the Democrats' vice presidential candidate in 2000 and now a McCain supporter. Republicans say the two will talk about McCain's life and their friendship with him.
In other words, tonight's speeches will not be brought to you by the numbers 9 and 11.
They will be brought to you by the number 5 1/2.
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With Palin's daughter pregnant, they don't exactly want a former mayor whose on his third marriage give the keynote address!
Test failed.
Rudy administered public prostate exam to prove once and for all he's not full of shit.
Fox News reports: Rudy Guiliani dies during RNC speech but still anger's Dem's waiting for MCain to speak.
I hear he will in fact be speaking Wednesday night at 9:11pm
Republicans haven't been afraid to use Rudy as their attack dog before — why pull back now?
http://www.entertonement.com/collections/919/Rudy-Giuliani
With McCain's hiring of Tucker Eskew this weekend and "Cockroach" Karl Rove appearing in broad daylight to do an interview… you just know things are about to get ugly.
I'd say Friday will be the GOP's kick off of "Operation Crush The Tax-Happy, Woman-Hating, Elitist-Muslim, Baby-Killer."
(Classified ad soon to appear in the Weekly Standard… SURROGATES WANTED: Must love Reagan, Guns, Jesus and Fetuses. Mud throwing, torture and lynching experience a plus.)