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September 2 at 3:38PM

Ron Paul's Ronstock '08 Officially Underway

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

The Twin Cities have finished their 18 month preparation, the news media has swooped in from Denver, and the American public is rapt and eager. Let the Ron Paul National Convention begin!

Paul may have lost the Republican primary to John McCain, but don't tell that to his devoted-but-seemingly-unemployed supporters, who are descending upon Minneapolis today to show their love for the Texas gynecologist/Congressman…

Almost 9,800 tickets had been sold for the Rally for the Republic, which seeks to bring together activists who are anti-war, anti-government regulation, anti-immigration, anti-taxes, anti-Federal Reserve, anti-outsourcing, pro-individual liberty, pro-civil liberties and pro-Paul.

Buoyed by celebrity guest speakers like Jesse Ventura and Tucker Carlson, the Rally will focus on expanding civil liberties and returning every soldier in Iraq back to U.S. soil — where they'll be reassigned handing out Ron Paul flyers on the subway.

After the rally, apostles of Paul will move their crusade to a Goodhue, Minnesota dairy farm for "Ronstock '08," which promises to be just like Woodstock if Woodstock had featured guns.

Meanwhile, the Republican Party would like Paul supporters to know that if they're looking for a conservative, pro-life, pro-gun, white, seventy-something Republican who has spent two and a half decades in Congress… well, they've got one of their own right across the river.

  1. haha.. the republican party would be much better off if mr.paul was its nominee.. GO PAUL!

    by Faisal Husain September 3rd at 12:06AM
  2. I thought Ron Paul was a transvestite.

    Wow, he/she went downhill.

    by GuyGuy September 2nd at 10:56PM
  3. The Rally for the Republic has been an incredible success! Dr. Paul showed the great American values that no one else in this election seems to understand.

    John McCain, Barack Hussein Obama, Bob Barr, Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes and all the rest don't hold a candle to the incredible record of Dr. Ron Paul! If you love America, write in his name for President!!

    http://www.rallyfortherepublic.com

    by Revolution September 2nd at 10:20PM
  4. McCain can't hold a candle to Ron Paul. Which maybe is why he is avoiding comparison hanging out near the Gulf Coast while the RNC is going on in the Twin Cities.

    In any event, the Rally for the Republic has GOT to be more entertaining!

    by spinnikerca September 2nd at 5:26PM
  5. JUST IN: Ron Paul gives Republican's the five "finger's" , that's five f.u's for price of one in show of anger, budgetmindedness.

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 2nd at 5:16PM
  6. End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed! End the Fed!

    by Ron Paul Fan September 2nd at 5:15PM
  7. Just in: Ron Paul gives McCain the "finger's" in show of lack of support? That's five f. u's for the price of one, proudly showing off his budgetmindedness.

    by Evelyn September 2nd at 5:11PM
  8. I love walking up to Ron Paul supporters and saying the words "Federal Reserve." You should see what happens: Within 2 minutes you're introduced to Mind-Control, a Rabbit-Hole, a European bloodline cult of shapeshifters, evil "world peace" fascists, Crusader Freemasons–and a charming if preposterously flattering scenario where people like Bush and Cheney are in league with the brilliantly-devious Grand Overlords of the eye-in-the-pyramid lizard people. Try it. Federal Reserve. Man, it gets them steamed.

    by Jasper September 2nd at 4:49PM
  9. There is only one man in this country who truly understands the threats to America from both abroad and within our borders. That man is RON PAUL! Join the revolution today!

    http://www.rallyfortherepublic.com

    by Revolution September 2nd at 4:27PM

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