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What is the Difference Between Denver and Minneapolis-St. Paul?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Denver, DNC


Minneapolis-St. Paul, RNC

Can you spot the difference between these two pictures?

Answer after the jump…

Answer: The people in the top picture hate America, and the people in the bottom picture will kill you.

  1. The Demos and Denver are smart enough to use undercover gestapo
    while St.P and the Reps use the old traditonal jackboots!

    by murf September 3rd at 8:58AM
  2. Have you seen what these anarchist idiots are doing? The city of St. Paul would be destroyed without those highly trained poorly paid officers.

    The biggest difference is that in St. Paul they are born with hockey skates on, in Denver they have to import their best players from Canada.

    by Claire September 3rd at 2:05AM
  3. There are a ton of police in Minneapolis as well…mostly just traffic cops, but there was a gang of bicycle cops riding around today. No SWAT teams that I saw, though.

    by Antisirch September 2nd at 9:37PM
  4. Does anyone know what the security is like specifically in Minneapolis? I'd assume that since St. Paul is where the actual convention and the protests are, we (St.Paul) would be suffering more from the military occupation than Minneapolis.

    by oraclebones September 2nd at 8:26PM
  5. The people in the above photo are unsafe. They could be killed by Iraqies flying remote controlled planes filled with anthrax, dirty bombs, or a giant elephant falling out of the sky.

    The people in the bottom photo are protected and feel the warm cocoon of the fatherlan…I mean homeland.

    by Buddy September 2nd at 7:45PM
  6. Yes but the heavily armed security officers are actually quite friendly…I met some on Sunday.

    by Melissa September 2nd at 7:34PM
  7. Freedom of speech versus George Bush took notes while he was in China.

    by Big T September 2nd at 7:33PM
  8. i believe if you jack off in denver you become an honorary member of the mile high club, but if you think about sex at all in st. paul you go to hell….that about sums up the difference 'tween the two

    by king cool September 2nd at 7:04PM
  9. This is fantastic. Well, actually it's really terrible. What is wrong with the republicans?

    by Ryan Lane September 2nd at 6:23PM

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