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September 3 at 12:55PM

Can We Finally Get To The 9/11?

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

The Republican National Convention seems to have veered off message this week. Monday was filled with messages about Hurricane Gustav, while Tuesday starred actors Fred Thompson and Wallace Shawn.

So when do we get to hear about 9/11?

Tonight? Oh good…

Giuliani and Republican officials confirmed he is still the keynote speaker, but will simply take the stage a day later – and shortly before McCain's must-see vice presidential pick, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, goes on…

A source said Giuliani was moved because "the messaging for the night changed," with last night focusing on service in the aftermath of Gustav.

Democratic VP nominee Joe Biden has already released a transcript of Giuliani’s speech– "a noun and a verb and 9/11"– but we'll need to tune in to find out if Barack Obama is still "more concerned about the rights of terrorists than the American people." Oh the suspense!

By the way, the GOP had better not bump America's Mayor yet again, because Thursday is already dedicated to a figure of far greater importance…

Hurricane Hanna.

  1. If only the drinking game had included mentioning "lack of experience." I'd be drunk already: http://www.entertonement.com/collections/919/Rudy-Giuliani

    by Johnny Come Democrat September 3rd at 11:30PM
  2. Fox Flash: Giuliani exposes penis made of titanium, claims it does not rust and he can get CSPAN for free.

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 3rd at 10:03PM
  3. They're gonna bump McCain for a hurricane. At least Palin will get her turn. That's all the public wants to see anyway.

    by reddiwhip September 3rd at 5:58PM
  4. I prefer drinking to an inconsolable belly ache. I think Biden would back me on this.

    by hilo08 September 3rd at 1:25PM
  5. Since Biden has released his preview of the transcript, can I drink my first beer now?

    by bearness September 3rd at 1:19PM

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