Dennis DiClaudio Accepts the Libertarian Party's Nomination for President
This is a picture of me addressing the Libertarian Party, accepting their nomination for President of the United States.
Kind of.
What I'm actually doing is performing a karaoke version of Bob Barr's acceptance speech from May 25th in Denver. But I'm doing it today, in St. Paul, at Station 4 bar, which this week has been transformed into the MySpace Cafe, where we're stealing WiFi from this afternoon.
It's part of a thing called Politaoke, provided by Declare Yourself, as a small respite from the unceasing assault of horrors that is the Republican National Convention.
Here's a video of me actually performing…
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty impressed by me. (Bob Barr never sounded so reasonable.)
And this is Diana Arce, the founder and main technician of the Politaoke international tour (it has one stop in Canada). We're gonna hopefully catch up with her when she tours through Brooklyn, September 26th through 28th.
I suggest you do the same when she comes through your town.
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Dennis
I write to congratulate you on your nomination and to reaffirm our plan is in place and working like greased chicken parts through a Perdue Factory Farm.
Speaking as just one of the many "change" agents monitoring your progress I can assure you that we've completed the first round of deployment tests and all circuits are operational. The RFID, Neural Impants and nano-technology receiver / disruptors are operational although not as yet fully deployed.
And since we were able to get you to ingest them in your several beverages at the Convention, what can I say, but Drink Up!
The complete operational plans won't be downloaded until you make that crucial speech before the UN. Announcing, as you walk the Libertarian party's plank on the annexation of Eastern and Western Canada as the fifty-first and fifty-second state. (Although you will on direct orders from our crack team) all the while avoid mentioning you intend to leave Quebec to fend for itself.
Only then, after you announce your intention of mounting, a preemptive strike on the Outter Bahamas Islands (you have secret evidence that some of the Roulette Wheels have been rigged by Al Queda) just in time for Winter Break.
It is then, as you take office in January that we will implement Plan 9.
After all you must remember, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, is just an address !
Carpei Decorum
the Martian Ambassador
WiFi is free courtesy of the Fine City of Minneapolis today! http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/mayor/news/20080903newsmayor_wirelesswednesday.asp