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September 3 at 11:46AM

Does America-Lover Sarah Palin Hate America?

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Oh, no. Some idiot is talking crazy again about how much he hates America…

"The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government. And I won't be buried under their damn flag."

What is wrong with these fucking Democrats and their associations with extremists? I can barely bring myself to keep reading

"I'll be buried in Dawson. And when Alaska is an independent nation they can bring my bones home."

Whaaaaaaa???? Alaska? Jeremiah Wright doesn't live in Alaska. And I don't think William Ayers does either.

The only person in this election (and, really, probably the only person I've ever heard of besides Ted Stevens and Don Young) who lives in Alaska is… Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. But, but, but, but… she's just a simple hockey mom who whiles away her time shooting polar bears with AK-47s.

This simply cannot be. There must be some mistake

The founder of the Alaska Independence Party — a group that has been courted over the years by Sarah Palin, and one her husband was a member of for roughly seven years — once professed his "hatred for the American government" and cursed the American flag as a "damn flag."

The AIP founder, Joe Vogler, made the comments in 1991, in an interview that's now housed at the Oral History Program in the Rasmuson Library at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks.

I don't believe it. I refuse to believe it. This must all just be some kind of left wing smear, probably by those same jerkfaces at Daily Kos who completely invented out of whole cloth any kind of oddities with the pregnancies in Palin's family.

I'm certain that Sarah Palin has absolutely nothing to do with the Alaska Independence Party and would never ever never even associate with such a horrible terrorist organization…

Well, there's a very easy explanation for that.

And I'll let you know what that is as soon as I come up with it.

  1. That's not a jacket, that's a designer business anorak. Perfect for when you're trying to simultaneously portray the idea that you're a kindly soccer mom and that you also are just stepping out to shoot some moose before piling them in your snowmobile.

    God bless you, United State of Alaska.

    by Julia September 3rd at 12:36PM
  2. "I've often said competition is soooo good." Now THAT'S the kind of policy statement Republicans can understand.

    By the way, for the women's vote, everyone knows you don't wear lime green with robin's egg blue…duh.

    by Debra September 3rd at 1:51PM
  3. There's a new fan and supporter website up for Sarah at:

    http://www.sarahpalin.me

    It has a bio,photos,contact information and free Sarah Palin computer wallpaper.

    Check it out.

    by Don September 3rd at 8:58PM
  4. I would tap that ass in a ny minute and hit it *hard* – but I'd NEVER vote for her as she's not qualified

    by Redd Stater September 3rd at 10:44PM
  5. Now you have it, Sara Plan and Stupid. Leader INDEED. She's not qualified to lead a parade.

    by BarronLV September 3rd at 11:56PM
  6. Whuh? Comedy Central blog? I was waiting to see the
    "Welcome to Saturday night…" or some sort of laugh track, stage carted off then a lead into the Colbert Report or something.
    But…
    If this is going to be a battle for best Sarah Palin wallpapers. I'll throw my hat in the ring.
    punditfight.blogspot.com
    We also have the best Jon Stewart and Colbert wallpapers and animations.

    by American Pundit Fighting September 22nd at 5:35AM
  7. Is it just me or is there a parallelism between Palin-Alaskan Independence Party and Obama-Rev. Wright? The one big difference is that Obama confronted the problem head-on and with honesty (as far as we know!). I would expect the same from Palin, but nothing…

    Ms. Palin do you anything to say at all on your defense? Or am I the only with this line of thought?

    by Roberto Huezo September 22nd at 7:42AM
  8. It would seem that Gov. Palin is running away from all of the messes she was involved in Alaska: troopergate, the AIP, her association with certain churches, the Bridge to God-Knows-Why, and so on. If you were in her shoes, wouldn't you rather emigrate to the United States of America?

    by DaveW September 22nd at 9:26AM
  9. Basically, she says "thank you for providing me with some competition and for believing in the constitution."

    So, it must go with out saying that she loves the Democrats too!

    by iowagradstudent September 22nd at 10:44AM
  10. Joe Vogler was a harmless nut case compared to John McCain's Pal Carl Lindner. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Lindner,_Jr.
    As head of Chiquita Brands he sent millions to 3 paramilitary groups in Columbia that were responible for the deaths of untold numbers of innocent lives. Far more then the Weather Underground ever did. (Actually the WU were only able to kill 3 of their own when one of their bombs blew up in a Grenwich Village safe house). All three of the Columbian groups are on the US Terrorist list.
    In 2008 Carl Lindner hosted a $25,000 per plate fundraiser for John McCain in the wealthy Indian Hills neighborhood of Cincinnati, Ohio. The event raised about $2 million; Lindner also serves on McCain's Ohio Victory Team.

    by Ol' Whip October 10th at 2:45PM
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