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September 3 at 10:18PM

Rudy Giuliani on Obama Plagiarizes Rudy Giuliani on McCain

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Rudy Giuliani talks about John McCain on November 4, 2007:

“[McCain] has never run a city, never run a state, never run a government. He has never been responsible as a mayor for the safety and security of millions of people, and he has never run a law enforcement agency, which I have done.”

Rudy Giuliani on Barack Obama tonight (September 3, 2008):

"But he's never run a city, never run a state, never run a business. He's never had to lead people in crisis. This is not a personal attack….it's a statement of fact – Barack Obama has never led anything."

  1. So bad!

    http://www.entertonement.com/clips/20303/Rudy-Giuliani/Sarah-Palin/Palin-More-Qualified-Than-Obama/Least-experienced-candidate

    God, he can't even remotely bring somethnig new!

    by Johnny Come Democrat September 4th at 12:18AM
  2. as we saw on The Daily Show tonight, there's a lot of back-peddling going on in the Republican Party, but in the end what does it matter? They're going to get away with it until people get smart enough to vote these lunatics out of office.

    by Nikhil September 4th at 3:25AM
  3. We want Obama Win! even H. Clinton shouted for Obama so why don't we give chance to him, right>?

    If he's going to be the man!
    http://2008obaman.notlong.com

    He's the first Black President….

    by Kj Malc September 4th at 3:54AM
  4. Guiliani forgot the President of the Harvard Law Review part of Barack's resume, which makes community organizer the more amazingly cool.

    by obamagramma September 4th at 5:33AM
  5. Guiliani forgot that McCain's voting record is "Absent".

    by obamagramma September 4th at 5:34AM
  6. Julie Annie (Also known as Lord Combover) is a sputtering idiot who fashions himself a Hero after Sept 11. His (or her being that he like to cross dress) own Daughter is out campaigning for Obama and his son hasn't spoken to him in several years. He is no Hero but has failed the city of NY and the Country since the Police Inteligence Agency should have known about the devious plot and did nothing. Just like him to hire incompetent leaders especially after his suck-up commisioner turned out to be the most corrupt PC in all of NYC History and has been indicted by the Feds. It was the previous Commisioner Bratton who helped reduce crime and Julie Annie took the Credit then fired him. Just make sure you don't stand in front of him while he speaks , unless of course you are wearing a raincoat. He spatters more than a piece of Fatty Bacon in a frying Pan.

    by Spinal T September 4th at 11:25AM
  7. Ok. . . lets just call a truce. . . No candidate has had presidential experience. No matter the choice no one really has the experience. Who is Palin anyway? Better question what does she stand for??? Who knows?! I learned more about her oddly named kids then i did her policies.

    I hope women out there arent so stupid as to completely change their political views on the real issues because there is a woman on the opposing ticket. As a woman, that would really help me see why they didn't want to give us the vote in the first place.

    by K. Johnson September 4th at 12:44PM
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