September 3 at 9:21PM
Sarah Palin Facts
In the spirit of Chuck Norris, here is a collection of facts about Sarah Palin from some of the folks from Redstate.com:
- Sarah Palin’s brain is three times the size of Joe Biden’s. It’s science.
- Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
- Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
- Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
- The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.
- Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.
- Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
- Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
- Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
- Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.
Read the rest of the list at palinfacts.com.
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Sarah Palin once tried to play a game of peekaboo with Trig Palin. She lost.
I can't wait for them to find the "Sarah Sex Tapes." Take a look at her slimy looking husband. I'll bet anything he has video taped her (at least) doing a strip tease…."Whip off the glasses baby, now let down your hair….that's right, now take it off!" Bump, bump-a-bump, bump-a-bump bump bump.
poopoohead…you have the right screen name.
I was once a strong McCain supporter, now I'm slipping to the Dems side, mainly because I'm not sure about the Republican Adminstration anymore. For years I strongly defended them but after seeing president so called idiot Bush ignore the problems in America and continue his world police conquest there is no reason to vote for Republicans.
The reason why the other wars became so profitable was because countries like Germany, Japan, Italy, etx payed America back after the WWII was over. Taking Iraq was never the best option, and the country has nothing for us but a grain of salt and oil. I understand Bush taking the Teddy Roosevelt position and being the world police. However, you can't spend trillions of dollars while seeing the economy worse in your own country..
I have nothing against Sara or McCain, but you can thank Bush for changing some of our minds and perspective on how he promised us things in the 2nd term election that never happened. Looking back I remember he said he would provide more jobs, more economic stability, and focus on getting most of our troops home. Did this happen, not really, if he was president again would Bush do this?? Noo. And if McCain does the same thing I'm definately not voting for him. I like someone different in office for a change, not the same kind of president, same agenda, same war. I'm sick of this, lets cut the crap and wake up and realize that this war is costing too much and were not gaining anything from it. For those who haven't decided I think after this last week of economic down turn it should make you think… No more means no more, its time for a change..
Well said Bradswa, Amen. I voted for Bush too and tired of him already. Not soo sure about McCain but I rather vote for Palin or Obama any day over McCain. Too bad Palin isn't on the ballot for president only choice I have is vote as a Republican canidate for Obama. Oooh well, lets hope nothing else happens to the markets before Bush leaves his mess to the next president. I know Obama will be up in heat with all the t
turmoil he left.
This is really easy: Vote Republican if you're up for a continuation of disastrous economic policies that have caused what even Greenspan calls a "once in a century" economic crisis (um, like the Great Depression?); disastrous foreign policies that have made the United States one of the most hated nations on Earth; a disastrous "war" based on faked intelligence that has caused most of the Arab world to think that the U.S. was actually involved in 9/11 to have an excuse to invade Iraq for oil; disastrous handling of Hurricane Katrina (look for the video of McCain and Bush eating birthday cake while New Orleans drowned); disastrous politically-motivated firings of members of the Justice department; disastrous envirnomental policies that keep us dependent on foreign oil and ignorant of new technologies in a changing world; disastrous social policies such as forcing women to bear the babies of their rapists and teaching abstinence over real sex ed (ask Bristol Palin how that one worked out); and disastrous educational policies that have left the U.S. ranking number 29 in the world.
Sound good? Then McSame/McShame/McPain's your man!
Sarah Palin looks good, is very assertive and self-assured. With her credentials should would make a great……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Real Estate Agent or Cosmetics salesperson at a dept. store.
I meant to write: Real Estate Agent. I can see her doing that. But V.P. Nah!
Surely there must be a more qualified woman, even in the Republican party. I think Republicans hate Democrats more than they love the country. It's quite possible John McCain could have a health crisis in the next four years. And they would leave our country in the hands of this Amway distributor? Or do they know they'd be running things behind the scenes anyway? They have been for the last 8 years. Just a new figurehead.
Yes, Zumawas, there are many qualified Republican women out there who would be substantially more qualified in the office. That didn't matter to McCain's handlers/owners who made it clear that Palin would fire up the base. It's not about what's best for the country. As McCain admitted in his autobiography in 2002 "The reason I ran for President was out of personal ambition to be the President".
Sad this has to be the 2nd major female to run for VP.