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September 3 at 11:10PM

Sarah Palin's Speech Powerful if True

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Huckabee, Giuliani and now Palin are giving truly stirring speeches tonight. Frankly, I think they all knocked it out of the park assuming no one bother's to fact check them.  Keith Olbermann already had a bit to say about Huckabee, so we thought we'd get into the game too.

From Sarah Palin's speech:

This [Obama] is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word "victory" except when he's talking about his own campaign.

That one didn't seem like much of a challenge. From Obama's July 15th Speech on Iraq:

In fact, true success in Iraq — victory in Iraq — will not take place in a surrender ceremony where an enemy lays down their arms.

And later in the same speech:

I want Iraqis to take responsibility for their own future, and to reach the political accommodation necessary for long-term stability. That's victory.

I guess Palin can't use Google any better than McCain can.

  1. So if we accept that all politics is, rounded to the nearest whole, 'lies and promises' the Republican option offers unchanging lies and promises? Intransient lies & promises? Stubborn & persistent lies & promises that fly in the face of reality?

    You're cute when you're indignant <3

    by Karrieno September 4th at 11:11AM
  2. The Obama promises are reminiscent of Secondary school Campaignes. Universal Healthcare (Pizza for Lunch everyday)
    Tax cuts for Middle America (No more Homework). What fun it would be to continue but
    I have to go feed the unicorns. People wake-up!!

    by ktyldy September 4th at 11:18AM
  3. The Palin's support and membership in the Alaskan Independence Party is patriotism? Uh, sure… Alaska patriots. The Palins are fringe nutjobs.

    AIP's founder said summed up the party's platform best…

    “The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government”

    Nice vetting Mr. Maverick. Idiot.

    by kia September 4th at 11:33AM
  4. Am I the only one laughing after watching last nights convention?
    Sara P is qualififed to be VP because "she led her basketball team to the state champs"…and shows how strong (stupid) she is by getting on a plane and flying from Texas to alaska while in labor with a baby that might have problems if she knew it already had Downs syndrome… and my all time fav…Mccain..maverick who voted with Bush 95% of the time….
    Never mind this party has created the mess were in now….we are supposed to give them 4 more years…. Are they joking?

    by rnactivist September 4th at 12:04PM
  5. Screw a president. We are a free country! Have whatever people in a position but let us "The People" run our own country. We have problems here. Fix America First!

    by Chris September 4th at 12:47PM
  6. Pretty sure she was refering to the speach he gave at the DNC

    by Dennis September 4th at 2:08PM
  7. What was up with her attack on being a community organizer? Wasn't her main man Jesus a community organizer?

    by Mary September 4th at 3:18PM
  8. @ RACHEL (Yell more.)

    'Reform' and 'Change' are two words that mean the same thing. If Obama is changing things, it's to make America better. If McCain is 'Reforming' things, it's to make America 'better'. Who you vote for is who you think is actually making America 'better'. McCain and Obama are both patriots. Although, in the way you say I think you meant to say 'ignorance' rather than patriotism.

    by S Crump September 4th at 5:02PM
  9. Fuck truth! Palin's speech was so powerful, she kicked the teleprompter in the balls and knocked it out.

    by Biff September 4th at 8:16PM
  10. Sarah Beehive didn't even mention the Larry Craig memorial stall at the Minneapolis airport. If that damn Levi would have just followed Craig into that stall maybe that punk would have left Bristol alone.

    Ms. Beehive was sure talking tuff for someone who has two ethics violations going on in Alaska. She better hope she isn't behind bars come Nov.4th. I hear the Beehive family wants to put their trailer by the Rose Garden. What a nice touch.

    by Longriders September 4th at 9:22PM
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