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Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

TAGS: ,
  1. *feminism
    *gay marriage
    *college
    *progress
    *Evangelical
    *hypocrite
    *Bush
    *Cheney
    *eBay…oh wait, definitely got her royalty check for that one.

    by KlemChowder September 6th at 7:06AM
  2. Linoleum

    by Scottydawg September 7th at 2:02PM
  3. People wake up Give Barack a chance. We all know what Sarah Palin is about. Now i am confussed is she running for president or is Mccain? Why hasen't she given one interview? um! What is the hold up, are they giving her classes on how to interview? I don't care who is president, i just want the country to get better for everyone not just the rich. Give Barack a shoot!!!!!! We all know that mccain and palin is bush/cheney!!!! Think! Give Barack/Biddden a shoot!!

    by Sharnea September 8th at 12:40PM
  4. Wasn't this spelling perhaps to make sure that Gov. Palin didn't mispronounce the word nuclear, as so many politicians do (Presidents Bush and, embarrassingly, Carter, both say "new-queue-lar")? Is the transcript from the teleprompter, perhaps? Anyway, the absence of either nuclear power or nuclear weapons in her speech is so far from being the most offensive thing about her that it doesn't deserve a mention! Her "hockey Mom" joke is right up there at the top of my list! It's so artificial–assuming there is a generalized notion of what a hockey mom would be–and so cutesy–talking about "hockey moms" in an ostensibly serious speech in the first place, that it made her speech sound like a business dinner speech or a bridesmaid bacheloret party toast. Oh brave new world that has such people in it!

    by mschlabs September 9th at 8:53PM
  5. "Thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere" was said about 7 times in all of her speeches, in various stops on her campaign.

    Bish can't even think of something to say, and it's been like a week of her being nominated. Se makes me completely satisfied holding the keys to our cities, especially when she holds a high-powered rifle in her hand. *Eyes roll*

    by the flying spaghetti monster September 10th at 12:34PM
  6. *Remington

    *Winchester

    *Colt

    *Bang Bang

    *Ratatat

    by the flying spaghetti monster September 10th at 12:38PM
  7. Keating 5
    tactical nuclear weapons
    war casualties
    home loan crisis
    global warming
    carbon tax
    New Orleans
    helicopter sports
    grizzly bear skin
    executive privilege
    house husband

    by dilatorydame September 10th at 4:00PM
  8. CSPAN ran the 2006 Alaska Gov. debate. The reason they spelled out "new-clear" for her was evident from that debate…..she said NUCULAR, just like Bush. They wanted to make sure they couldn't use that against her. She's also on that tape supporting the "bridge to nowhere."

    by Paula Authier September 10th at 5:19PM
  9. "knocked up daughter"
    "birth control"
    "abuse of power"
    "skanky looking glasses"
    "shorter than my running mate"
    "evangilical end times"
    "uppity"
    "fighter jock"
    "my husband is on the state payroll and has no job title"
    "I have never cheated on my expense reports"
    "I am not in the habit of lying to the public even when Karl Rove writes my speeches for me"
    "do you think I could come up with all of these lies myself?"
    "I made better money when I was a dancer"
    "President George Bush is a bald face liar"
    "my running mate made 34 propaganda films for the North Veitnamese"

    by mcpete September 10th at 9:13PM
  10. lipstick

    by Jess October 3rd at 12:46AM
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