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POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

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Nuclear*

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*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. Not the word about the oreign policies, not how she will be ready in the case if she has to take mc cain job.

    by Ram Bhandari September 3rd at 11:51PM
  2. Bzzt! I heard her mention that while rogue nations are seeking "nuclear" weapons, Obama is wanting to have unconditional talks.

    No snake mentions, though!

    by Tom Music September 3rd at 11:56PM
  3. secede

    by Danny D September 3rd at 11:56PM
  4. creationism

    by dpolitico September 4th at 12:06AM
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