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Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. Gitt'er Done!

    by kia September 4th at 12:20AM
  2. The world was created in six days!

    by Art Ranchero September 4th at 12:20AM
  3. mission accomplished

    by kia September 4th at 12:21AM
  4. Healthcare

    by kia September 4th at 12:21AM
  5. malignant melanoma!

    by kia September 4th at 12:22AM
  6. She did not say foreclosures, outsourcing jobs, 45 million people with no healthcare, John McCain voting against (or did he just not show up) extending tax credits and not supporting alternative energy, the high cost of college, Blackwater, torture, the oath to defend the Constitution, the separation of church and state, oil pollution, air pollution, the effect on Americans' health and on our environment of the unbridled energy policies she supports, Armageddon, we could go on and on.

    by Lucinda Keils September 4th at 12:24AM
  7. i think they had to spell it NEW-CLEAR on the teleprompter not for the subliminal connotations but because she pronounced the word incorrectly during the VP announcement on 8/29. check out the video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUwvl2A32jY

    by cerberus September 4th at 12:26AM
  8. LMAO! They had to prompt her how to pronounce nuclear? Oh god… another Duh-bya. Please tell me she's at least more trainable.

    by kia September 4th at 12:26AM
  9. i think they had to spell the word "new-clear" on the teleprompter not for the subliminal connotations but because she pronounced it wrong during her VP acceptance speech on 8/29. check it out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUwvl2A32jY

    by cerberus September 4th at 12:31AM
  10. Yep, just looked at the video to Palin's nook-u-ler pronunciation listed below… it happens @ 4:03

    by kia September 4th at 12:33AM
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