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September 3 at 11:25PM

Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. Perhaps McCain's favorite dish is going to turn out to be 'Half-baked Alaska.'

    by kia September 4th at 12:38AM
  2. So Biden still hasn't pimped his soldier son for political gain… what's up with that?

    Man, this integrity thing is going to take awhile to get used to after the last 8 years.

    by kia September 4th at 12:43AM
  3. I believe it is clear why Sarah Palin did not mention these words, Pregnancy,Abortion,Roe,Wade,Israel,and values. First of all if you are not very conserative then these things are not that important to you as moral values. From her sarcastic mouth, I can imagine what she thinks of Godly moral values. She demonstraits a very good example for her children. I can not believe John McCain picked this woman to be his running mate for vice president. I believe he could have done a lot better. Sarah Palin is sarcastic and very arrogaint and just plain rude.

    by Yvonne September 4th at 1:02AM
  4. I believe in global warming but the pollution caused by the human race industrializing our planet has nothing to do with it…p.s. I think protecting polar bears from being hunted is better than protecting them from drowning….Did she say common sense?

    by Mr. Fair September 4th at 1:09AM
  5. They had to write "new-clear" to get her to correctly pronounce a fairly ordinary English word. If she gets elected, imagine how many full-time employees will have to rearrange the names of countries and their leaders into something she can pronounce!

    by Chris September 4th at 1:55AM
  6. Well, Americans who bothered to watch tonight learned that Palin can at least read better than bush and is comfortable with lying on national TV. All in all a pretty good showing for the GOP, even if they have set the bar really really low with Duh-bya.

    G'night

    by kia September 4th at 1:55AM
  7. How about Na-nook Leer of the North?

    by angela September 4th at 2:44AM
  8. i think a few liberal douche-fags are getting nervous their candy-assed messiah may not be annointed after all!

    by haus September 4th at 5:38AM
  9. she's such a douchebag.

    by normanx September 4th at 6:30AM
  10. she also didn't say the word "douchebag", because her name tag fell off just before she was to introduce herself to the world….

    by normanx September 4th at 6:34AM
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