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Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. There's a new Sheriff on the Horizon. And her name is Sarah Palin!!

    by Randy September 4th at 7:49AM
  2. Word's not "said" last night:

    Where's Toto?

    Follow the Yellowbrick Road

    There's no place like home

    Have you seen my ruby slippers?

    by jr September 4th at 8:26AM
  3. Oh, and:

    Alaska is alot like Kansas

    by jr September 4th at 8:27AM
  4. Last word not said, sorry, I forgot:

    "I got my outfit at JCP in Anchorage, Do you like it?"

    by jr September 4th at 8:33AM
  5. the bearing straight

    by Oz September 4th at 8:34AM
  6. "'Nucular'. It's pronounced 'nucular'." (Homer Simpson)

    by marc September 4th at 9:06AM
  7. Did anybody else get the sense or feeling that she is a redneck racist? Pretty much like her future son-in-law's myspace page….

    by 2besquire September 4th at 9:13AM
  8. She can't be the VP, she doesn't speak like the Penguin!

    by Jim September 4th at 9:21AM
  9. Future son in law's myspace page has apparently been quickly removed so we can no longer see where he describes himself as a "F- redneck" who "doesn't want kids."
    Next time we see him he'll be in a suit and tie and his in laws will make sure he has a nice secure job and any indiscretions are covered up.

    by fibi September 4th at 10:18AM
  10. 10. Chump
    9. Chumpette
    8. Yours
    7. Up
    6. Pimpmobile
    5. Bite
    4. My
    3. Shiny
    2. Daffodil
    1. Ass

    by Bender September 4th at 10:57AM
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