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September 3 at 11:25PM

Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. Apparently she forgot to mention a word that no one else at the Republican convention managed to say either, "Afghanistan."

    by dpolitico September 4th at 10:58AM
  2. Osama bin Laden

    by Nancy Lebovitz September 4th at 10:59AM
  3. ensure that the US maintains its no foreign-policy policy;
    "clean coal" is an oxymoron;
    I am a moron, and obnoxious, too.

    by Genevieve September 4th at 11:15AM
  4. critical thinking
    equal rights
    equal pay
    open minded
    non judgmental

    by Kat September 4th at 12:07PM
  5. premenopause

    by charleigh September 4th at 12:16PM
  6. To our great America Country.
    To all people of any color any race or any religion last night we have the privilege to enjoy the most glorious page in America's History the revelation of a pure cristaline personality that came up from hiden very deep in the shadows of our country " Sarah Palin " her coming to conquer the ineludible spot to reach the Oval Office after the Vice-President term.
    God Bless Sarah Palin you are what we where waiting for so long.

    by Hector Martinez September 4th at 1:53PM
  7. Redneck racist is generous. There's more white trash in her family than a dumpster in an Alaskan blizzard.

    by TJ September 4th at 2:10PM
  8. It was rather glaring where she was reading parts of the speech she had no connection with, unfortunately those were the only talking points that had content, the stuff she was comfortable with was just the beauty contest stuff, “We all want World Peace and my husband is a snow machine champion”. More than a few good slogans those speechwriters wrote.

    One more thing, the end of her speech, she said something to the effect of, “he is the one that is able to lead our country for the next four years! ” – now that I’ve never heard in the convention about a first run candidate. They usually say EIGHT years. Telling.

    Furthermore, I stumble in the clash awhile ago the Presidential Campaign TV Ads Getting a Little Nasty!, featuring her running mate McCain. A sooner or later you knew it had to start! The media is begging for it and the people want to see some fight in their candidates. So here ya go…and I am sure this is only the beginning.

    by Kate Marquez September 4th at 2:36PM
  9. shotgun wedding!

    by Big T September 4th at 3:08PM
  10. Scalia-clones.

    by Biff September 4th at 3:28PM
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