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September 3 at 11:25PM

Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. "Bush…"
    But then, neither did Romney, Guiliani, Thompson or Huckabee. They do know he's still President, right?

    by Palinpanicky September 4th at 4:05PM
  2. "Jack S" …How John S. McCain is referred to by those that know him.

    by FaciaBrut September 4th at 4:16PM
  3. Well she did say hockey mom but what she should've said is:

    "HOEKEY MOM"

    by gr September 4th at 4:30PM
  4. equality

    by Kat B. September 4th at 4:50PM
  5. i think nuclear is written phonetically because president bush has such problems saying 'nuclear' (remember? he says 'new-cue-lar')…an effort to make the good governor come off as not javascript:void(0)
    Post your commentilliterate?

    by shmy September 4th at 5:54PM
  6. Hector Martinez, you are truly disturbed.

    by Sandro September 4th at 6:03PM
  7. She didn't say

    Bin Laden
    Guantanamo
    Mission accomplished
    quagmire
    Rove
    Scooter Libby
    Presidential pardon
    Spiro Agnew
    Watergate
    pretzel
    contraception
    search for the real killers

    by Glenn Helton September 4th at 6:33PM
  8. Dead teleprompter

    by Biff September 4th at 8:21PM
  9. Here are some really telling omissions:
    liberty
    justice
    equality
    constitution
    poor
    policy
    faith
    responsibility
    Hillary

    And, interestingly, these words were only mentioned in reference to attempted slams on Obama:

    rights: "…he's worried that someone won't read them their rights."
    Apparently in Palin's America it's not acceptable for people to have rights.

    religion: "…guns and religion…"

    And a few pot shots:
    knowledgeable
    informed
    balanced

    by chickenwing September 4th at 8:58PM
  10. Sorry, and a few more omissions…

    patriot
    values
    health
    flag
    judgment
    worldly
    peace
    prosperity

    more pot shots…
    well-rounded
    well-educated

    by chickenwing September 4th at 9:07PM
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