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September 3 at 11:25PM

Words Sarah Palin Did Not Say Tonight

POSTED BY: Michael Kraskin

Pregnancy

Economy

Abortion

Values

Health Care

Immigration

Foreign Policy

Roe

Wade

Environment

Polar Bear

Abstinence

Israel

Nuclear*

Brother-In-Law

Clinton

Science

Talking Snake

Add your own!

*"Nuclear" did not appear in the text the RNC released of her speech, but astute listener Tom Music says otherwise.  We'll go to the video tape when it's available…

UPDATE: The reason I was unable to find the word "nuclear" in the text the RNC released is because they did not spell it correctly.  They spelled it phonetically:

Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants… create jobs with clean coal… and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.

And later:

Terrorist states are seeking new-clear weapons without delay … he wants to meet them without preconditions.

"New" and "clear" certainly have more pleasant connotations than "nuclear."

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  1. Last night – Best Jon Stewart show on record! Can not wait to see the analysis of Palin's speech on The Daily Show tonight. THANK YOU for finally bringing attention to the word "Decision" Palin used in her press release regarding her daughter's pregnancy. The pundits say that yes, women can relate to Sarah Palin – that we know her. Yes there is some familiarity there. She's that mother in town with the pregnant teenager who's not afraid to take the first swing in a bar fight down at the local dive. Hmmm? Tough choice: Harvard Law Graduate or White Trash?

    by Hillary September 4th at 9:48PM
  2. Creationism

    This Beauty Queen Is Gonna Take Over that White House!

    Parental Responsibility

    by IndependentBobbleHead September 4th at 11:00PM
  3. Condoms

    by IndependentBobbleHead September 4th at 11:03PM
  4. Did she say `Bush'? (or W or George Bush…)

    by Mick September 4th at 11:11PM
  5. Sarah Palin: the Brittney Spears of politics!

    by Aunt Tre September 5th at 12:23AM
  6. I wish she would have omitted all that sarcasm and criticism. It displays more of a yipping chihuahua than a pitbull… Tell us what you stand for, not how you do stand up.

    by Pooky September 5th at 12:32AM
  7. when Palin ran for governor of Alaska she played television ads that showed her toting a gun, slung across her – Annie Oakley and Davey Crocket came to mind – someone ought to re-play these ads before the election as it presents a whole different image of what Palin is all about and what she would bring to the White House; Vice-President Annie Oakley, wow.

    by deb September 5th at 7:25AM
  8. Apparently Sarah doesn't realize that insulting the tons and tons of people who devote part of their busy lives organizing and building their communities, also VOTE !!

    by Mrs. Voting Citizen September 5th at 7:30AM
  9. Here is a thought-provoking matter to ponder over about Gov Palin. In Alaska there is a Statutory Rape law on the books that says that if an 18yr old has sex with a 17yr old it is a felony, and this law is implicit. Though I personally don’t agree with teens having sex because of what can possibly happen, as in the case with Gov Palin’s daughter. However, my argument is not whether an 18yr old should be arrested for having sex with a 17yr old, which I am not all that crazy about, but the law is the law. It can also be argued that Gov Palin has been an irresponsible parent for allowing it to happen, by not taking a stronger stand in educating her daughter about what can happen if she makes the choice to date and have sex, not to mention his age. This has more to do with Gov Palin being an irresponsible elected official, for not upholding the laws that she took an oath to uphold. Gov Palin along with others are treating this only as a personal matter, while totally disregarding its legal implication. I know this has caused personal embarrassment for Gov Palin, and I can sympathize with her for the embarrassment it has caused. Yet Irrespective of your differences with my opinion on this matter, I am sure we can all agree that we need someone in the Whitehouse that would implement the laws that they are entrusted to uphold. Because when we take a closer look at this matter, without any doubt there is a double standard being applied in this case, while many youngsters around the Country are serving jail time for commenting this same offense? After all, isn’t the Republican the ones that are always saying building more prisons, is what this Country needs? How can we allow Gov Palin to govern America, with this type of mentality? I HOPE THIS IS NOT WHAT SHE MEANS WHEN SHE SAYS THAT SHE IS A MAVERICK!

    by CINDY September 5th at 8:07AM
  10. How about

    Books

    Will

    Be

    Taken

    Out

    Of

    Libraries

    Troopergate

    Bridgegate

    Pat Buchanan

    World Dominantion

    by Natalie September 5th at 9:12AM
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