September 4 at 1:03PM
Joe Biden Has Florida All Sewn Up
Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden is pretty convinced that he has what it takes to win over the swing state of Florida. During a two day trip to the Sunshine State this week, he came up with a number of great reasons that Floridians should vote Obama/Biden in November:
1. His brother used to live there.
2. He loves Israel.
3. He had his gallbladder removed in Fort Meyers.
4. Florida is a really great state.
5. Did he mention the thing about the gallbladder?
Winning Florida will be a tough road for the Democrats, given that George W. Bush swamped John Kerry there in 2004. However, if Biden keeps pounding this drum and enough hurricanes slam into the state (inspiring Katrina recall), there just may be a shot.
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Heyna or No, Joe?
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We might not count, but our pols know how to play the game! Remember all the orange scarf-waving women in the TV shots from the Florida delegation during the Palin speech? The men in the delegation gave them their seats so that the TV audience would see a few girls in the audience shots of the Palin family. Also, the chairman of the FL RNC decided to give the front row seat to one of their very few African-American delegates but he was nowhere to be seen…perhaps he was at the Ron Paul convention.
I have to admit, during Palin's speech, I watched 'Dinner Impossible' with a bacon-lovin' chef cooking for 100 at Passover. HUGE challenge…
To prove his loyalty, Biden must visit the Floridian Bermuda Triangle (Century Village, Kings Point, and Wynmoor) and eat bagels with us.
I love Joe Biden. What a trooper!
Fox Hannitease: Biden rolls dice, bets the farm that Palin will have to drop out to deliver "Leiberman twins".
It may not be Flanders Field, but there will always be a little piece of Florida that is Joe Biden.
It doesn't matter who wins Florida. They don't count…