LiveBlog: Barack Obama on The O'Reilly Factor
9:00 – Well that was fun. I'm going to go pour myself a bottle of bleach and call it a life.
8:58 – Wait, only the last part of this show is about pinheads?
8:56 – O'Reilly just slipped into an accent. I think he thinks he's auditioning to play Rizzo in Grease. Hey, yo, what's wit dis Anbah Province ovah heah 'n' shit? Fuggedaboddit!
8:53 – Monica Crowley is a PhD. She has a doctorate in complimenting Bill O'Reilly until even he tells her to shut up. She minored in giving me nightmares.
8:51 – Jane Hall give both O'Reilly and Obama an A. Fox is like the Montessori of news networks.
8:47 - The way O'Reilly just said "lively" when teasing the second part of the interview makes me very uncomfortable. Does anyone remember my safe-word? I'm ready to say it. Right now.
8:46 – I really don't know why Obama is too stubborn to not just say everything O'Reilly tells him to. And he thinks he can do diplomacy?
8:44 – Oh snap! Obama just saw O'Reilly's "No, no, no," and raised him like a dozen "no"s. Well played, Senator.
8:43 – Perspicacious? The guy doesn't know "loofah," and he's whipping out "perspicacious?"
8:41 – If Barack Obama doesn't order a missile strike on Iran before the end of this interview, he is such a pussy.
8:40 – I'm watching this in HD and I zoomed in and can see no fewer than three wiener doodles on O'Reilly's legal pad.
8:36 – It's getting harder to buy into the "Palin is ZOMG so hott" meme the more I'm forced to compare her to FNC's "reporters" and "analysts." Megyn Kelly Attorney (It's her full name. Look it up.) should go on leave until after November.
8:34 – Seriously, I have to hand it to The Factor. They have utterly destroyed Us Weekly's journalistic integrity. Someone should revoke their Pulitzers.
8:33 – So glad an editor from US Weekly gets to represent the anti-Palin crowd. Way to go, everyone. We did it!
8:24 – O'Reilly just called Obama "straight-forward." Was that a compliment or right-wing code for "uppity?"
8:22 – Newt Gingrich kind of looks like a beardless George Lucas. Can't decide which was worse: Phantom Menace or the Contract with America.
8:18 – What did I miss? I had to run to the wine, brie and snivel store.
8:16 - O'Reilly was "hopscopping" all over the country today, you guys. So don't even step.
8:13 – Who's this John McSomething they're talking about. Get back to the pretty spunky gal!
8:10 – I think Bill actually makes a good point. Oh wait, this is an eTrade commercial.
8:07 – "Warshington?" Even Bush says that one right.
8:06 – I think Karl Rove added a new neck. It looks great. You go, girl!
8:03 – He really likes Sarah Palin. I don't want to know where his other hand is.
8:00 – Jon Stewart is a popular-culture vulture? Or is that popular culture-vulture?




Did you see O'Reilly's reaction when Obama said McCain supported diplomatic intervention in Iran? Papa Bear slumped in his seat, dropped his pen down to his side and said dejectedly, "Oh, he's not gonna invade either" I have never seen someone so disappointed in diplomacy before in my life.
How much of a Pimp do you have to be to play an interview on your show, and then invite two media analystis to tell you how fly you was when you laid down them questions?
Um. did that guy giving the RNC speech just say "He failed misebaly?"
Where do Republicans learn to talk?
It's 2nd and 23 and Eli Manning hits a wide open Ward for a thirteen yard gainer. A moose comes on the field and Palin shoots it dead.
well done. i totally forgot to watch this. now i feel like i have. sort of. not really. it's probably better that way.
This Iran thing is so simple. Just send in all these rightwing types, Rush, Sean and Bill and give them AK-47's and they will topple those ragheads before the first commercial. We could call them the Blowhard Brigade. For motivation we could tell Rush that they have made palaces in Iran out of Hillbilly Heroin.
8:40 –
It's not even that big a deal. Something like 8 percent of news anchors do it.
I just switched back from the football game to see the Cindy McCain video. It was at the part where they were trying to pick up the Fast and the Furious demographic by showing Cindy supposedly in a drifting competition, but I think they just spliced in footage from aforementioned movie. As I said, I came late to the party. Have they already mentioned her drug prescription fraud and addiction to Percocet and Vicodin? Well the must have already shown that because the clip has ended and there was no talk of it.
Hickup is the shit check him out on the younge oil lady defacing an american flag blog!
Yada yada, it's doesn't make a profit for the networks if it isn't close. We know the media shakes when confronted by the right (we are so not leftist/elitist/addyourist) This elections lies are only new because of the new people saying them. After the last 8 years, if we repeat our mistakes, it's really because we have nothing left. Sad.