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September 4 at 10:45AM

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POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

Now he's really done it! In his rousing endorsement of John McCain and Sarah Palin at the RNC on Tuesday, Sen. Joe Lieberman may have pissed off his own party for the last time. The Connecticut Democrat's criticism of Barack Obama was not surprising given his long-time support for McCain, but the high-profile venue made his betrayal that much worse.

Lieberman may be punished by being stripped of his committee chairmanship:

During the speech, the Connecticut senator praised GOP presidential candidate Sen. John McCain and criticizing Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama.

"The Democratic Caucus will reassess the situation with Sen. Lieberman after the election," Jim Manley, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, said Wednesday.

Lieberman, the Democratic nominee for vice president in 2000, now calls himself an "independent Democrat," but he remains a member of the Senate Democratic Caucus which allows him to head the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.

It's unclear what Lieberman would do if he lost his committee chairmanship. One option would be to join the Senate Republican Caucus, but that would doom him to reside in an impotent minority in the chamber.

A better choice, in my opinion, would be to start a new third party, dedicated to tough foreign policy and social liberalism. Most importantly, this new party would be in favor of marriage equality, so that Lieberman can finally gay-marry George W. Bush!

  1. And the election poll at http://www.votenic.com says it all. You won't believe these results!

    by Brandon September 4th at 10:47AM
  2. Sarah Hit it out of the Park, Congrats Sarah Palin, Youll be a great Vice President., Or President for that matter. If you want to learn more about Sarah Palin or her Back Ground they have alot of Background Info, Pics, Videos, about Sarah and her Family. http://www.veeppeek.com The Next Big Scadal She will have to overcome will be her daughers, boyfriend. http://www.hotpres.com

    by Peter September 4th at 10:55AM
  3. Joe is just going to wander the halls of Congress with a hand-printed cardboard sign and a empty can: Will caucus for food.

    by DaveW September 4th at 12:44PM
  4. Did anyone else catch CNN declaring that John McCain was the official Democratic nominee on Wednesday night? I have screen shots. Joe Lieberman did make a persuasive bi-partisan case for him but this exceeds expectations!

    by Victoria Clark September 4th at 12:52PM
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