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September 5 at 4:26AM

Barack Obama and John McCain: Compare and Contrast

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio


Barack Obama's Acceptance Speech
August 28, 2008


John McCain's Acceptance Speech
September 4, 2008

To be fair, I do realize that the ability to speak well does not a qualified president make.

Presidents should be judged on whether or not people hate them in Germany.

  1. BARACK OBAMA- he's an absolute idiot. people follow him because they want change but fail to realize that along with that change there will be drastic consequences. who cares if he's a good speaker. and for the ignorant people out there… HE'S NOT BLACK.

    by ABSNT32 September 28th at 10:37PM
  2. Calling Obama (or anyone else) "an absolute idiot," or labeling another "stupid," contributes nothing to the discussion, and certainly not if such epithets are unsupported by any proofs. Ad hominem arguments are the mark of speakers/writers who have nothing substantive to contribute.

    The only reason I care so much about this political campaign, in any case, is that it may be the last one we are permitted to have. Europeans are so enthusiastic about Obama because they understand, in a way that Americans cannot, how fascism arises and assumes power. I visit this site for comic relief.

    by Desperatevoter September 28th at 11:20PM
  3. Obama is concerned with equality while all McCain is concerned with is making the rich richer. He's the epitome of a conservative Republican. He wouldn't care whatsoever if millions of people died all over the world or if the Earth was a piece of shit due to pollution. He only cares about having power, war, and legacy. If he's elected the rich will get richer, the middle class will dissappear completely, the economy will fall to ruin, we will be in constant war, and religion and state will be connected. He's ridiculous.

    by Justin October 8th at 12:15AM
  4. FYI: Barack Obama is not black for the last time he is Kenyan and Caucasian

    by Hunibutrfli October 8th at 5:06AM
  5. i read a post saying McCain wouldn't care if millions of people died in the world. I say fuck the rest of the world. Why do i have to pay to keep the rest of the world running. has any one else noticed every fucking body hates the U.S. until they got there hands out. My the hell aare we the only ones trying to keep every one happy. I have no sympathy for any one caught in a hurricane tornado and tsunami. the people who are in the middle of those things are fucking stupid and its just natural selection. rich people will always run by socialism while the rest of us poor fucks get capitalism.

    by TheLivinDead October 20th at 10:49PM
  6. John McCain can kiss my ass does that sound better?

    by Marvin October 26th at 12:32PM
  7. if u are into that

    by Democraticcommunist October 28th at 9:03PM
  8. okay.. so i think this whole election is stupid.
    A) Obama basically got threatened if anyone has read the news
    B) Our Country is going to destroy itself anyways
    C) if ANy gov't official or pres. or anyone like that REALLy wanted change, it would have been made by now.
    Instead their all just sitting down watching us suffer while they have multiple affairs.
    Thats my opinion.

    by notforObama&&maybeforMcCain October 28th at 10:10PM
  9. who cares bout mccain Obama won. and i knu all the h3ters dat b tlking shit bout em

    by me November 5th at 4:34PM
  10. WE ARE BABYS! SHUTUP. HES TELLING EVERY1 WAT WE WANNA HEAR. WE DID THIS TO OURSELF BEING GREEDY WE ARE A SELFISH NATION!!! AND HOW CAN HE SAY MCCAIN DOESNT KNOW. HES BARELY EVEN BEEN WORKING UNDER THE GOVERONMENT. BULL! HES A BABYYY KILLER!

    by gina May 27th at 9:45AM
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