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Help Sarah Palin Find a New Theme Song

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Sarah Palin's high school basketball nickname, Barracuda, just so happens to be the name of a song, "Barracuda," by the classic rock band Heart. That's why "Barracuda" played over the loudspeakers during Palin's RNC appearances — but the ladies of Heart aren't thrilled with the First Lady of Alaska usurping their tune

Specifically, the Heart women are upset that the GOP has used their classic "Barracuda" as a theme song for Sarah Palin. TMZ obtained a statement from Heart's rep, who says "The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission."

The statement goes on: "We have asked the Republican campaign publicly not to use our music. We hope our wishes will be honored."

Let's assume, for the moment, that the Republicans will obey Heart's cease-and-desist order. That means Sarah Palin is going to need new entrance music for the next two months! Here are a few of our suggestions; add your own in the comments.

"Janie's Got a Gun" – Aerosmith
"Shooting Dirty Pool" – the Replacements
"It's All Wrong, But It's All Right" – Dolly Parton
"Dragon Lady" – the Germs
"Let it Snow" – the Jessica Simpson version, not the Frank Sinatra version (obviously)
"Happiness is a Warm Gun" – the Beatles
"Dirty Little Secret" – All American Rejects

  1. It's the End of the World (as we know it) by REM.

    by Maria O. October 7th at 1:20PM
  2. There already is a theme song for her, it's the official ballad. You can listen to it at:

    http://www.ronnierayjenkins.com/

    by ronnierayjenkins October 8th at 2:21PM
  3. Here ya go:

    http://www.ronnierayjenkins.com/

    by Ronnierayjenkins October 8th at 2:24PM
  4. Rogers and Hart the Lady is a Tramp

    Just kidding

    by Bob October 8th at 3:35PM
  5. ashley, good job. now where's midnightbirdgirl to apologize and try to sway us to vote for mccain. just name one other time he supported more regulation than with fannie may and freddie, just one!!!!!!!!! sarah still hasn't gotten back to us!!!!!!!!

    by ron October 8th at 4:01PM
  6. Try this on for size, it's all over the internet:

    http://www.ronnierayjenkins.com/topics/education/The_Ballad_of_Caribou_Barbie/

    by ronnierayjenkins October 9th at 1:33AM
  7. The official ballad of Sarah Palin goes something like this:

    http://www.ronnierayjenkins.com/topics/education/The_Ballad_of_Caribou_Barbie/

    I'm ronnie ray jenkins and I approve this message.

    by ronnierayjenkins October 9th at 11:56AM
  8. http://www.thesarahpalinsong.com

    by pop October 10th at 11:54AM
  9. http://www.thesarahpalinsong.info

    by pop October 10th at 11:54AM
  10. Try this one!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeHJabX0YuQ

    by mjbeejr October 22nd at 4:04PM
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