Sarah Palin to Reside in Soundproof Bubble Through November
Thankfully, it looks like America will be completely spared from the drudgery of having to find out if Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is capable of formulating sentences that weren't written for her in advance…
According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don't care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy.
No, of course they don't. Do you wanna know why? Because that shit is booooorrrriiiiing!
Seriously, who gives a fuck if the person who's gonna run our country if John McCain dies of oldmanephalitus knows the difference between Sunnys and She-Hulks. Or why exactly Russia decided to invade South Carolina last month. Zzzzzzzzzz…
Oh, you'll have to excuse me. I just fell asleep from that stuff being completely irrelevant and un-hockey-mommish.
According to Wallace — in an appearance [Time Magazine's Jay Carney] did with her [yesterday] morning on Joe Scarborough's show — the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin's scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.
That's right! You don't tell 'em Sarah!
If the media wanted to know more about you and your life prior to a week ago, they shouldn't have tried to learn anything about you or your life prior to a week ago.
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Hussain?
Steve, I pay you good money, you ungrateful little shit, at least spell our talking points correctly.
Now that was the only funny thing I have seen on this DNC website.
Kimberly, Do I sense some vagina envy?
Sorry Steve, I have my own vagina. And a brain. Hate to burst your bubble!
Maybe the repubs were right in keeping her silent. She made her first(of many more to come, I'm sure) mistake when talking about fannie mae and freddie mac. She knows nothing about the economy so I can only imagine how bright she'll sound when discussing foreign policy. Please let's give her a simple geography test…name 10 countries and their leaders. I'm sure she knows Russia, she lives really close you know!
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Yes Marie, we are all jealous of your…. stupidity. Didnt the bus driver make you wear your helmet?
Jeez, she needs a bubble? Whats the matter, doesn't Dick Cheney have room in his bunker?
Oh take it easy, the only change that is going to happen with either party is that Sarah may give us a V.P. whose bicycle seat a lot of guys would want to sniff.
So lets ponder this. IF the repulicons loose the election and then this bimbo looses her job as "governor" after her constituents figure out how she has been screwing them all these years, when she goes on welfare am I going to have to pay for her and her handicapped
childs support because she is against abortion? I am all for the abortion law being modified so that if you are tested while pregnant and it turns out the fetus has an abnormal gene, you MUST abort.
The republicons should be all for this change because it will mean that less of THEIR precious tax dollars will go to support those who might need them. Then we can modify the law so that if you are pregnant and 16 like "Bristol" automatic abortion.