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September 5 at 10:59AM

Sarah Palin's Undergraduate Odyssey

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

I really wanted to not write about Sarah Palin today, but my God I just can't help myself. The latest news is that Palin apparently had a somewhat non-traditional college experience. As in, she transferred schools six times…

1. Palin matriculates as a freshman at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. She drops out "after a few weeks because of the constant rain there."

2. Palin enrolls at Hawaii Pacific University, a private college in Honolulu, as a Business Administration major. She leaves after a semester.

3. Palin transfers to North Idaho College, a Coeur d'Alene community college. She completes two semesters as a General Studies Major.

4. Palin transfers to the University of Idaho as a sophomore, in the Journalism program

5. Palin transfers to to Matanuska-Susitna College in Alaska and completes one semesters.

6. Palin heads back to the University of Idaho for three more semesters and graduates with a degree in Journalism.

Now, a lot of Americans may be able to identify with Palin's undergraduate odyssey – but not her running mate, John McCain. McCain only attended one college, the United States Naval Academy. But maybe he should have considered transferring – ideally to a school where he wouldn't have finished #894 out of the 899 graduates in his class!

  1. Sarah Palin is the new Obama, The new most famous person in the world. Goooo New Obama!! Oh No Maybe she is a Muslim too??

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    Its all about Palin for the next few weeks. It might be a bad thing that she is more Popular then McCain.

    by Peter September 5th at 11:09AM
  2. Ethan, Nice facts about the Republikkan's best and brightest.

    Palin dropped out of school because it rained too much? Somehow I would have figured the University of Hawaii would have their classes in a covered structure or grass hut of some sort.

    WTF? Did she do all her moose hunting in a covered petting zoo? Well, we know she likes to hunt from a heated airplane… maybe the pitbull is a really a poodle after all.

    by kia September 5th at 11:15AM
  3. I would have rather she dropped out and McCain be the last in class than a ego driven monster who hates America!

    Nobama 08

    by Liliana, FL September 5th at 11:26AM
  4. …she likes to hunt from a heated airplane …
    But not the 2.5 million dollar, state-owned airplane she sold on eBay … for 1.5 million … and bragged about all the cash she was saving for the state … ? Economics/Math as a minor …. another *C* student?
    re: "there oughta be a word" ….Trainwreck?

    by amish451 September 5th at 11:33AM
  5. Hmmm, a couple semesters at community college, then to U of I. Hope she paid out of state tuition, doesn't sound like an Idahoan to me.

    by Jack September 5th at 11:33AM
  6. Something isnt right. There could be a very logical explanation that we dont know about, but there is something there. Maybe she was suffering from some bipolar disorder, maybe there is a previous marriage that we dont know about. Perhaps legal trouble.
    I do not know what it is, but something isnt right

    by pilar September 5th at 11:40AM
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