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September 5 at 10:59AM

Sarah Palin's Undergraduate Odyssey

POSTED BY: Ethan Ris

I really wanted to not write about Sarah Palin today, but my God I just can't help myself. The latest news is that Palin apparently had a somewhat non-traditional college experience. As in, she transferred schools six times…

1. Palin matriculates as a freshman at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. She drops out "after a few weeks because of the constant rain there."

2. Palin enrolls at Hawaii Pacific University, a private college in Honolulu, as a Business Administration major. She leaves after a semester.

3. Palin transfers to North Idaho College, a Coeur d'Alene community college. She completes two semesters as a General Studies Major.

4. Palin transfers to the University of Idaho as a sophomore, in the Journalism program

5. Palin transfers to to Matanuska-Susitna College in Alaska and completes one semesters.

6. Palin heads back to the University of Idaho for three more semesters and graduates with a degree in Journalism.

Now, a lot of Americans may be able to identify with Palin's undergraduate odyssey – but not her running mate, John McCain. McCain only attended one college, the United States Naval Academy. But maybe he should have considered transferring – ideally to a school where he wouldn't have finished #894 out of the 899 graduates in his class!

  1. jill, know what your talking about before you open your trap !!!! Just because one shuffles school does not mean she cheated ! DO NOT SPEAK ON A THEORY WITHOUT FACTS TO BACK IT!! otherwise you are worthless and your opionons have no standing. even with multiple schools as I also have multiple schools she still has more experience then Obama. She is Conservative oh is she perfect ?? No she is not perfect, Is she better then Biden or Obama YOU BET SHE IS.

    Are you really going to quote the New York Times ???? The Liberal Newspaper with a Liberal Agenda ?? The very same paper that has been proven to print known false facts and lies !!!! That New York Times ??? OK lol

    People DO NOT redicule a man for graduating last in his class. For crying out loud first of all what college did you graduate from ?? Was it a top college ?? I doubt it !! Have you sacrificed anything for anyone !!?????? Not including family !! have you sacrificed your life for a cause or for integrity ????????? I doubt it? you may disagree with Mcain but if you speak bad about the man for what he has done non political you are a joke and you have nothing to debate about , all you can do is talk bad about a man who gave everything for 6 years and I bet you havnt given anything to anybodey and probaly have no integrity….. SPEAK THE TRUTH OR SHUT THE HELL UP

    by deputy881 September 7th at 6:00PM
  2. DeputyDawg,

    She has "experience" and she is "conservative". Please elaborate. Her unusual path to a degree may not be uncommon for some of us but you and I are NOT running for Vice President of the United States of America. Scrutiny of her less than ideal education for a potential POTUS is certainly fair game.

    Your grammar and spelling mistakes certainly make it clear that your education was less than stellar.

    What POW camp were you in? Sure.

    I'm a woman. A former Hillary delegate. A Navy veteran. I will be voting for Barack. He's thoughtful, intelligent, educated, and committed to helping people.

    by AliceInDallas September 7th at 9:22PM
  3. To the person, or persons, responsible for posting the Republican, nearly all caps locked, anti-Jill letter. You seem to be a true advocate for the GOP! You act identical to the party you affiliate with, giving no facts for your own party and presuming that McCain’s honorable service record entitles him to be President. Don't get me wrong, John McCain deserves to be recognized, and he has with a Purple Heart, but he is not owed the Presidency.

    With that said, here are some facts to digest.

    Obama: Graduated top of his class from both Columbia and Harvard Law. He was recognized with highest honors from both.

    McCain: Graduated in the lowest .6% (note the point in front of the six, it's not a typo) of his class by finishing 894 out of 899. That is where his education stops and his devotion to the service for the United States starts. (Possibly another George Bush??)

    Palin: Graduated after 6 years with records from 4 (possibly more) schools. She never attended graduate school.

    Here, let me be blunt and use "straight talk" so you understand exactly what I mean.

    You would need more education to become a 2nd grade teacher, than you would to become the Vice President, a possible heartbeat away from being the President of the United States of America.

    I personally think it would be sad to be a 24 year old teacher with more education than the Vice President, but then again, maybe that is just me.

    by a24yearoldteacher September 7th at 9:27PM
  4. Newsflash. McCaine/Palin now lead Obama/Biden by 2 points!
    Sarah Palin's favorabilty ratings now exceed McCains AND OBAMAS

    by Charles September 7th at 10:45PM
  5. No matter if McCain was #1 in his class or #899, the United States Naval Academy does not just take anyone. You must be a very stellar honor student, ZERO altercations with the law, get a nomination from your state's senator or governor, pass a rigorous interview process, among MANY other qualifications. The United States Naval Academy graduates OFFICER's who they intend to one day 10 to 15 years down the road, hand over the command of a naval vessel to. Once you actually graduate and proceed forward with your career, the qualifications of commanding each post/department/etc…make the actual academy process seem elementary.

    This gentleman and scholar, fought for our country, was wounded in battle, held captive behind enemy lines, put through extreme torture to try and pry US secrets, operations, etc…and has dedicated his life to make this a country better than when he entered it.

    This is NOT a race/gender issue. I think Mr. Obama has some great views, but the one underlying item that makes my skin crawl, is his devotion to the muslim religion, which if anyone has forgotten, was the basis for 9/11.

    General Patten said it best when he said, "Do not die for your country, make the enemy die for theirs".

    I would die for our country, our flag, our freedom, but I will not tolerate a terroistic belief of killing innocent people while dying for a symbolic idol such as the Muslim belief.

    by Bob Barker September 8th at 10:30AM
  6. Most of this sounds like a bunch of pissed of liberals that care more about how many schools Palin went to than the true facts:

    1. Capital gains tax: 28% on profit from ALL home sales;If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes. If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income.)

    2. Dividend tax:39.6%; If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 40% of the money earned on taxes if Obama becomes president

    3. Income tax:
    Single making 30K – tax $8,400
    Single making 50K – tax $14,000
    Single making 75K – tax $23,250
    Married making 60K – tax $16,800
    Married making 75K – tax $21,000
    Married making 125K – tax $38,750
    Under Obama, your taxes could almost double!

    4. Inheritance tax: Obama wants to restore the inheritance tax, and how does this affect us? Many families have lost businesses, farms, ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved ones will only lose them to these taxes.

    Not to mention, when you compare the two side by side it seems like a no-brainer!!!

    McCain: Obama:
    Favors offshore drilling: yes no
    Served in US Armed Forces yes no
    time served in the US Senate 22yrs 173 days
    wants to give Socail Security benifts to illegals No Yes
    socialized national healthcare program no yes

    And your'e telling me that because Obama is a "kind-hearted, intelligent man that wants to help people" you would rather vote for him? WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!

    by Molly2 September 8th at 11:05AM
  7. McCain has a very long family history of military service, including very high ranking members of the US Navy. His attending Annapolis was a foregone conclusion. There was no way he wasn't going there. Obtaining the necessary letters of recommendation, etc. wouldn't be that challenging. I honestly don't care that he finished towards the bottom of his class. However, it does beg the question of what level and category of achievement we expect (or should expect) from our nation's leaders. Should the "best of the best" be in or do we want "regular folks" in charge? The problem as I see it is that you can't claim status as an average Joe by growing up with privilege and performing poorly at an elite university.
    By the way, how did all these humorless, jingoistic right wingers find their way to a COMEDY website? Y'all need to lighten up (and learn how to spell). Bob-were you talking about General Dick Van Patten or George S. Patton?

    by Boheem September 8th at 11:06AM
  8. 5. Palin transfers to to Matanuska-Susitna College in Alaska and completes one semesters.

    Actually Ethan, I believe she was there for two semester.

    by Richard Brodie September 8th at 4:38PM
  9. Ok Alice in Wonderland or fantasyland or as you say Dallas . First of all My spelling and grammar is just fine for this left wing comedy channel web blog full of hate mongers which call themselves Democrats or Liberals . Reports I write every week work good enough to put criminals in the bed and breakfast for some quality R & R so dizzy Libs like yourself can sleep peacefully at night and dream of A Obama Nation.

    Hats off to you for your service to our great country. I also served my Country , U.S. Army . No I was not in no POW camp ? I do not understand your comment regarding a POW camp but anyways being thoughtful and caring for people does not qualify to be the President of the United States. Actually when he wrote 2 books and mentioned the fact that he has used hard drugs during his college years would disqualify him from being in Law Enforcement. Hell even Wal-Mart , if they find out you used hard drugs would not promote you to upper management. So you say he deserves to be the President of the United States ??? Maybe you took some recreational drugs at some point also ?

    It does not matter how many degrees one has . It does not matter where one goes to school. I know people as I am sure you do , that has a degree and has no idea how the real world works . If he is intelligent like you say why does he not understand simple ECONOMICS ???????? It is obvious he does not .

    A 24yearoldteacher All I can say is you have a lot to learn about reality my friend !! If you think McCain is the only person to get special privileges ( his father and Annapolis ) you are not very street smart yourself . See your educated and still lots to learn. Now does that make him any less worthy?? When I worked for a big Sheriffs Office in Riverside California I know many people who got hired simply for their race ( yes affirmative action ) . Now most of them were very good deputies and some were not.

    Democrats that bring up silly things like “ Oh McCain graduated 894 out 899 “ actually are trying to pull a rabbit out of the hat. If that is all you can cry about !! Well good for us. I know you can not talk about McCain’s integrity , devotion to family , devotion to his Country, Tradition and devotion to his brothers in arms. Shall I continue ?? Cry all you like about his policies , you only belittle yourself if you trash McCain on anything else. Palin now ,you have nothing on her either. She is conservative , a dam good looking one at that . Maybe that is why you hate her ??? She hot and your not ?

    Molly and Bob says it all . Has McCain or Palin ever do ILLEGAL DRUGS ??????? Obama wants to raise TAXES . Not very smart if the economy is as bad as he says it is. Kind of stupid for Top of the class graduate.

    I get on here and type with one hand , my left is broke . I read these insanely stupid blogs from Liberals and I start typing away . Do I care if I do all caps ? NO do I care if my commas are in the wrong place ?? NO Do I care if the only thing you can reply too about my blog is that my grammar is bad ????? I laugh my ass off to it actually. Very pathetic and I pity the thought , and I think to myself that’s all they can say ???? HAHAHA

    I know lots of nice people that are educated and care about people. Many of the people I have put into jail are nice ,caring and intelligent people. Does that give them the credentials to be the President of the United States??? I don’t think so. Takes a lot more then being a nice guy.. Oh and needs to actually vote on something. I also think he should agree with his V.P. Biden voted against the surveillance act and Obama voted for it after he said he was against it !!!! LOL Very amusing

    by deputy881 September 8th at 8:55PM
  10. You watch the O’reilly Factor tonight ?? Obama said we need to pay taxes to help people who are in need ??? Bull S*#* . Where does it say in our Constitution that we need to pay more taxes to help those who are less fortunate ???? Dam go to school , as many as you like!! Get a education and get a dam job. You don’t work then you don’t get paid !!!!! No one is entitled to anything from the Govt .!!!!!!

    by deputy881 September 8th at 9:06PM
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