September 8 at 4:33PM
The Daily Show Correspondents On Aasif Mandvi
What was Aasif Mandvi doing before he joined the Best Fucking News Team Ever? Find out in this exclusive video:
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What he did before? Most of what is said on secondhand about Aasif is true, it's only himself that tries to cover up his previous occupation as a Guantanamo guardsman! His for some obvious fabricated, but yet strangely plausible, truth about being a Bollywood reject, is spun from the fact that he on Gitmo invented a "truth-releasing" technique that he named "The Bollywood Dance". He would open the cell of the interrogatee wearing a green and gold sequenced skirt, and a sleeveless top of black netting, and utter the horrifying words: "Let's dance!". After the screaming would normally stop about 5 minutes into the process, he would, with hard nipples, cling to the prisoner, and slowdance to Chris de Burghs "Lady in Red" in a Clinton "I did not have…" remix edition, until the subject would faint under the inhuman conditions.
Aasif was an proctologist, until he felt one prostate too many.
Aasif can show me his nipples anytime.
Aasif Mandvi is a quintessential representation of the thinking person's view on the world. He is an awesome addition to The Daily Show, and a great role model for the young South Asian diaspora who need to show their parents that there is an alternative to Med school and IT fields!