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September 10 at 11:39AM

Barack Obama Will Teach Your Child How to "Do It," If You Get My Sexy Meaning

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

According to John McCain's latest ad, Barack Obama wants to become president so he can teach kindergarteners about having sex, presumably by himself, in person and while wearing a marabou camisole and silver hot pants…

Hmmm. I wonder if maybe — just maybe — the McCain camp is stretching the truth with this one in order to fuel pernicious anti-Obama rumors in the conservative underground.

I mean, sex ed for kindergarteners seems like such an odd thing for a celebrity Muslim to propose.

  1. I bet Palin would charge a 5 year old for a rape kit too.

    by bearness September 10th at 3:58PM
  2. Truly, how crazy is the McCain campaign at this point? I mean…SERIOUSLY? http://www.entertonement.com/clips/23045/John-McCain/John-McCain-Ad/Sex-Ed-Ad/Teaching-sex-education-to-kindergartners

    by Chief Editor September 10th at 2:44PM
  3. I AM for OBAMA.
    Do not pay attention to these small discussions. What are you people without spine. Can you add and subtract ?!
    Do you realy care about this small talk ?!

    This is not a SHOW… this is about country, my kids and my life.
    CHANGE is good. Let's give the democrats another chance.

    Thank you

    by Andrew- White MAN September 10th at 2:12PM
  4. Sex. Big deal. Obama needs to teach kids the miracles of golden showers and Cleveland steamers.

    by Biff September 10th at 2:09PM
  5. Kindergarten students might be able to read where you're from, but keep in mind that McCain is from Arizona, where education takes a back seat to Javelina hunting.

    Also, Meghan McCain's recent talks have convinced me that McCain has no reason to believe that college-aged kids can read.

    http://profileofadipshit.wordpress.com

    by David September 10th at 1:45PM
  6. In bashing Obama for supporting a bill that promoted teaching kindergartners about "good touch/bad touch," a proven effective aid in protecting children from sexual predators, McCain and Palin are therefore saying they are in favor of enabling incestuous relatives, and all those who rape and abuse infants.

    I repeat: McCain and Palin are therefore saying they are in favor of enabling incestuous relatives, and all those who rape and abuse infants.

    by Jasper September 10th at 1:35PM
  7. The Hell?! The issue I have with this add is that they think kids don't know how to read in Kindergarten. What is the world coming to? LEarn how to effing read, fatties.

    by Gangrene Geyser September 10th at 1:14PM
  8. Ok so Obama want to teach kids to do the nasty, at least he doesnt have a nasty drinking habit like Bush, Cheney and McCain use to.Bush has a DUI, Cheney has 2

    by Peter September 10th at 11:50AM

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