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September 10 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 55 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

On November 4th, a small percentage of eligible American voters will take a half-hour out of their days to find out where they're supposed to go to wait in line for the opportunity to vote for the man they'd most like to have a beer with in the 55th presidential election in this nation's history.

Well, that is, assuming it isn't canceled.

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    by cought ya!!!!!!!! September 10th at 3:47AM
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    by brian 38 September 10th at 6:07AM
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