Barack Obama's Kenyan Grandmother Almost Robbed, and That's News Somehow
Just in case you were wondering how unusual this election is, get this: Robbers tried to steal from an 86-year-old Kenyan woman in a rural village last night, and it became international news within hours.
Why? Because her step-grandson is Barack Obama. That's the weird thing: Said grandson is a U.S. Senator, author of two best-selling books, and a finalist for a high-profile job that pays $400,000 a year. And yet, his grandmother is living in a hut with no electricity or running water, and is vulnerable to roving thieves.
By the way, in case you were wondering: The thieves were trying to steal Mrs. Obama's solar panel.
She may only be able to communicate with her step-grandson through an interpreter, but she's certainly on board with his alternative energy platform!




A tin shack renting for $12 bucks? O'Bamy's bro has certainly managed to move up in the world! Maybe Tony Resko has also reached out to him. I'd be curious as to what the rate of pay-off for Resko will be this time. A couple of carved overly-endowed wooden idols and a pound of coffee, perhaps?
I heard that the while the apologues for the democrazy party assured those with a critical eye that B Hussein should in no way feel responsible for any one of his downtrodden African kin (there's a shining example of 'compassion' we can expect to see from the Democrazys) the poor bro was living on one dollar a day!
Hey, there's someone who could u$e $ome CHANGE!
Maybe Granny can move in with Barack Obama's half-brother who lives in a tin shanty on the outskirts of the city and pays $12 dollars a day? They can split the rent to $6 dollars each.
"step"-grandmother?
I think by "real" he means 'manufactured to his specifications'.
I thought racism was kinda taboo in the US… guess i was wrong, or maybe you write stuff like that because it IS taboo and you dont have the guts to say it in public.
define "real american." 'cause unless you have native american blood in your veins, xfctr, you aren't.
obama needs to run for president of kenya. they may love their liberals there, but in america we want real americans for our leaders.