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September 11 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 54 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

We may all have our differences of opinion about politics, what constitutes sexism and whether pigs should be allowed to wear make up.

But I think that we can all agree that Car 54, Where Are You? was the greatest television show in the history of the universe.

Are we in agreement?

Good. You may now go back to debating the pre-adolescent, trumped-up controversy of your pleasing.

  1. I am voting for McCain because Palin brings the right kind of inexperience to the table that America needs to give us a fresh perspective. As Vice President Cheny has shown the Vice President is the one who really calls the shots so it is time to give it so some new.

    I can't vote for Obama because his lack of experience. We can't have someone running the country with so little experience.

    by Bob L September 11th at 2:13PM
  2. I think I'd give McCain my vote if he put his money where his mouth is, and actually fought some Republicans before election day.

    by David September 11th at 10:27AM
  3. IT'S OFFICIAL.. THE ELECTION IS OVER… IN HIS LATEST AD JOHN MCCAIN HAS VOWED TO GO TO WASHINGTOIN TO FIGHT AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS!!! HE'S JOINED THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET!!!

    MIGHT BE A CABINET POSITION FOR HIM LIKE SECRETARY OF MAVERICKDOM,

    by SM Diana September 11th at 7:04AM
  4. Bush to mark Sept. 11 with moment of silence

    -Dude, take ten!

    by Beth Jamison September 11th at 6:45AM
  5. Thank you for bringing this back Dennis. I liked "Car 54 Where Are You?" despite it being before my time. Curious what you think of the upcoming "An American Carol?" Zucker's hysterical. Is this necessarily right-wing propaganda? I hope the spoof is satire directed at the stupidity of people not looking at the issues raised in Michael Moorer's films. If he took his fat ass away from the camera, perhaps his movies would have had a better reception. One thing I am fairly confident of, "W" will get poor reviews. Richard Dreyfuss is playing Cheney? Close Encounter of The Worst Kind.

    by Cube September 11th at 12:14AM

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