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September 11 at 7:42PM

John McCain, Barack Obama Feign Respect For One Another in Deference to This Very Sad Anniversary

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Lots of comments here. Just so you know, I'm liveblogging over here.

  1. It looks like McCain's trying to rip his ring off his finger. Obama seems at peace…

    by hilo08 September 11th at 7:50PM
  2. Oh God, Sarah Palin is a married man's revenge scenario. GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!

    by hilo08 September 11th at 7:51PM
  3. Ahhhhh, the candidates forum on service. I wonder if they'll mention the tragic events of December 25th.

    by Cube September 11th at 8:07PM
  4. Americans are more curious on the importance of cervix.

    by Cube September 11th at 8:10PM
  5. You never give me your money
    You only give me your funny paper
    and in the middle of negotiations
    you break down
    I never give you my number
    I only give you my situation
    and in the middle of investigation
    I break down
    Out of college, money spent
    See no future, pay no rent
    All the money's gone, nowhere to go
    Any jobber got the sack
    Monday morning, turning back
    Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go
    But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go
    Oh, that magic feeling
    Nowhere to go
    One sweet dream
    Pick up the bags and get in the limousine
    Soon we'll be away from here
    Step on the gas and wipe that tear away
    One sweet dream came true today
    Came true today
    Came true today (yes it did)
    One two three four five six seven,
    All good children go to Heaven

    by hilo08 September 11th at 8:10PM
  6. McCain does wonders for deadblogging.

    by Cube September 11th at 8:13PM
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