Palin and McCain To Spend More Sexy, Sexy Time Together
Thus far, I've resisted the easy jokes about McCain picking Palin because he secretly wants in her skirt suit. But today, a campaign aide made that damn near impossible…
"It is under serious consideration that they will spend more time together than not and more time than is traditional," the aide told reporters aboard Palin's campaign plane during a refueling stop in Montana en route to Alaska. "There's just a huge amount of enthusiasm."
Yeah. A huge amount of enthusiasm… in McCain's pants! Someone better give me a high five on that one.
Also, "more time than is traditional?" What is traditional nowadays? I usually only last five minutes. I bet waiting for the Cialis to kick in makes McCain last a bit longer.
Oh, by the way, my brain is a twelve-year-old.
Here are my favorite bits from the rest of the article, taken completely out of context and with some slight editorializing…
"We feel very good about their [sexual] chemistry…" said the aide…
Campaigning together means fewer [public] appearances… [because they are busy doing it!]
McCain… received a major bump [from Palin's hot ass]
Initially, Palin was set to break off… McCain
Did I mention my brain is twelve?
RSS
The more time Palin spends with McCain, the more likely she is to quit or shoot him before Election Day.
So I say: good plan GOP !
Proves an old idiot cannot drive a hot car.
It's pretty transparent even to this guy.. Palin uses her beauty queen training (probably wanted to eliminate world hunger when came in 2nd runner up as Miss Alaska) to the n'th degree .. Oh so tight fitting outfits (no stockings) to accentuate all the curves, sassy gal with a quip, big come and get it smile and lots of winks to stupify the masses. No doubt this tactic has played big part in getting her thus far in political career. Very disturbing to think this hail mary by McSame may just work. Actual issues facing us all be damned (style over substance wins again – in a word … DUBYAH). Sad to know that most people (especially women) will be lulled into the false belief that "she's one of us".
I'm waiting for those creative porn writers to come up with catchy titles. A few come to mind: "Drillin' Sarah," "Smooth Sarah: Read My Lips, No More Bush," "The Bare Mayor," "Palin's Tail And Two Titties," or "Hot Northern Exposure."
*high five*
This revelation would be funny were it not for the little dumb show McCain enacts every time Palin is speaking publicly and he is ostensibly listening. He eyes her posterior while reflexively fiddling with his wedding ring. My husband insists this is all an act, as McCain's handlers know this will "play" well among working-class white males.
My question is, does Palin herself know this is going on, and, if she does, does she approve? If she both knows and approves, she is, at best, an animated stage prop. She cheapens herself, and makes it more difficult for other women to be taken seriously (as if her candidacy did not already accomplish much in that regard). How much was this vice-presidential nod worth?
She's about as sexy as he is.