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September 11 at 3:13PM

Sarah Palin: The Anti-Celebrity

This summer, John McCain's campaign produced an ad calling Barack Obama the biggest celebrity in the world and equating him with Paris Hilton. This was meant to sting, since celebrities are out of touch with things like small-town values. That's why there are no celebrities in the McCain campaign. Take Sarah Palin. Why, in just the last two weeks she has…

…sensibly graced the covers of Vogue, Time, OK!, US Weekly and The National Enquirer;

…homespun-edly pulled down the highest ratings of anyone in convention coverage history;

…industriously turned Joe Biden into the drama-free vice presidential candidate;

…rolled up her sleeves to make millions for hard-working lens manufacturers;

…and inspired a line of super hero/school girl action figures, just like your grandma from Kenosha.

Yep, it's a good thing Sarah Palin is just a down-to-Earth hockey mom and not a celebrity, like Barack Obama.

  1. Sadly, John McCain eats babies!

    by Gridlock September 11th at 4:48PM
  2. Actually, Sarah Palin looks like this My Damn Channel girl, right?:

    http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Daily_Grace/Week_22/MondaySeptember8th_902.aspx

    by arbie September 11th at 5:28PM
  3. Schoolgirl? There's a Schoolgirl doll? This naughty librarian business is too much. This is a potential leader of the free world, a sexualized submissive? The rest of the world is face-palming for America. "She's not the Vice President, she's a very naughty girl." Vote for Lara Croft, who's really just a schoolgirl, who's really your mom… It's sick. All this "she's a babe" (which she isn't) crap seems to be distracting many people unconsciously but luridly from the real issues. The McCain camp again show they have no honor, encouraging the people of America to objectify a mother of 5 (and indeed, a State Governor) as a sexual plaything.

    by Jasper September 11th at 5:40PM
  4. Sarah is so absolutely hollow. Why doesn't she say something? I don't get it. All she does is stand there and throw digs. I want to hear some opinions.

    by liam wald September 11th at 6:56PM
  5. Women Against Sarah Palin – Check out http://womenagainstsarahpalin.blogspot.com
    More than 70,000 women have presented many, many ideas in just a few days.

    by Louise Casey September 11th at 8:44PM
  6. I've been wondering for more than a week now if anyone else would recognize the celebrity wave that Palin and the GOP were riding being in sharp contrast to their continued proclamations that Obama was a celeb.

    by Punditphoelia September 11th at 8:56PM
  7. by bahaaELDIN September 11th at 10:16PM
  8. Look at her heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Guns and Bibles. Guns and Bibles. Go together like Palin's libel. This I tell you Maddox, you can't have one without a small dick.

    by Cube September 12th at 12:07AM
  9. Nice to see others not drinking the republican koolaid. A-Paling drops same wise-crack talking points at every campaign stop to the oblivious herd. Aww .. ain't she too cute, though. A distration from the real issues is the strategy, and she's just a willing pawn (means to an end)

    by bmime September 12th at 5:32AM
  10. Check this……

    Palin's Town Billed Rape Victims to Get Evidence

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=5784496

    by Richard September 12th at 1:00PM
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