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September 11 at 10:41PM

Sean Hannity's Pain is My Ice Cream Sundae

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Because watching Fox News people make asshats of themselves never fails to bring joy into my life…

We all know how much Sean Hannity abhors authors speaking out politically for or against a specific candidate.

It's nice to see Robert Kuttner make such a big showing for bald, nerdy guys everywhere.

  1. you want a government that helps its people? thats what you want isn't it?!?

    by NotPalin'08 October 6th at 4:34AM
  2. Eat your words Hannity ! It appears you were just about 100% wrong, as usual! I am laughing so hard. What a clown!

    by Frederic October 6th at 1:38AM
  3. In an espisode of 'lifestyles of the poor and infamous', Charles Manson defers to Sean Hannity as "most frightening man on earth".

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 12th at 11:27AM
  4. Robert Kuttner is my favorite person of the day.

    by iowagradstudent September 12th at 9:50AM
  5. Sean Hannity must have been one of the kids stealing lunch money around the playground. What a gas bag.

    BTW, Robert Kuttner is now my hero. I'm a bald nerdy guy, too, and I like the stones he showed against the bullying. Up with bald nerds!

    by DaveW September 12th at 7:12AM
  6. A vote for Obama means the end of Hannassity.

    by obamagramma September 12th at 4:43AM
  7. Sean Hannity is a big bloated injury of consciousness. Great comebacks, professor-type dude!

    by Jasper September 12th at 2:28AM
  8. She's a hockey mom not a soccer mom. She'll cross check you to Siberia for that comment Hannity!

    by Galetje September 12th at 12:39AM
  9. When the argument started did Colmes decide it was a good time for a smoke break? Talk about bringing a big bag of nothing. Try contributing to your own show, or even backing up your own guest.

    by matma September 11th at 11:46PM
  10. How great would it be if Mike Tyson crashed through the set and bit Hannity's ear off?

    by Cube September 11th at 11:09PM

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