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September 11 at 5:04PM

Senate, Drugs and John McCain

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Well, here's something.

Don't know quite what to make of it yet, but it appears that a former employee and family friend of the John and Cindy McCain is coming clean about alleged misuse of McCain's senatorial office to cover up Cindy's penchant for taking prescription pills that didn't belong to her…

You've probably heard about Cindy McCain stealing prescription drugs from her charity in the 1990s. Today, Tom Gosinski, her former employee and a close friend of the McCain's, came out on the record about the entire sordid episode. And it appears that McCain used his Senate staff and resources to cover up Cindy's drug use, and potentially to prevent the Drug Enforcement Agency from investigating his wife's theft of illegal prescription drugs.

John McCain certainly used his political connections to begin a campaign of intimidation against Gosinski, because at the time — this was after the Keating 5 scandal — another major scandal would have derailed his career.

Oh, this is just so sexist!

When will the left-wing smear-meisters stop attacking John McCain just because he's a woman?

  1. Imagine this:
    What if the family members of Barack Obama had done what McCain/Palin had done:
    (THE BELOW IS NOT TRUE TO THOSE MCCAIN SUPPORTERS, ONLY A SCENARIO)
    Michelle Obama became addicted to drugs, covered it up and fired the man who told……well…(republican response):…as I am sure the republican swift boat kind would say….isn't that what black women do????

    If Obama's daughter were old enough to get pregnant…..use above answer…you see where the difference is when you are a republican?

    "Do as I tell you puppets but don't dare ask me to lower myself to morality. After all, we pull the strings."

    Nothing republicans do surprises me anymore, including adding Sarah Palin to the second most influential position in the nation just to win an election.

    by Obama September 14th at 3:55PM
  2. Dont forget about Palen son who HAD to join the Army because he was an Oxycotin addict. Maybe thats where the mcinsanes met Sara. Vote the Mantuska Thunder Fuck platform. Free Drugs 2008!

    by mcpete September 12th at 12:17PM
  3. Agreeing that McCain is not quite dead but merely stiff, Washington undertakers vie for McCain business.

    by Harry Bush, Jr. aka M. Fleming September 12th at 10:44AM
  4. The National Enquirer's reporting MORE truth than McCain/Palin this year.

    by obamagramma September 12th at 7:42AM
  5. Family is off limits – including

    McCain's pill stealing wife.
    McCain's son causing 11th Bank failure THIS YEAR
    Palin's high school dropout pregnant teen daughter
    McCain & Palin's abuse of Executive Office for cronyism.

    Let's judge them on what they say, not what they do.

    by obamagramma September 12th at 7:40AM
  6. Imagine Cindy getting popped in a sting for a trafficking beef and being sent to a woman's prison. Totally hot.

    by Cube September 12th at 12:00AM
  7. I almost forgot…..
    http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/conspiracytheories/

    by mcpete September 11th at 9:32PM
  8. You know, they used to say that taking LSD damages chromosomes.
    That explains a lot about this platform. Mrs. Potato Head did too much acid and Mr. and Mrs. Mcinsane are a couple of pill popping drug addicts. Thats just GREAT! Whats next, are they going to announce that they are against abortion but all for that Mantuska Thunder Fuck?

    by mcpete September 11th at 9:30PM
  9. Make a skit about it or comment about during the show!

    Great material!

    by William September 11th at 8:06PM
  10. What's the difference between a McCain-Palin Ad and a National Enquirer Article?

    The ad has "Hi this is John McCain and I approved this ad" at the end.

    by Jane September 11th at 5:41PM

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