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September 11 at 10:05PM

The Bush Doctrine, as Sarah Palin Understands it, is a Sandwich Served on an Enlogated Roll Filled with Various Types of Lunch Meats and Cheese

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

One of the shitty things about liveblogging is that — while I'm writing some stupid comment about something stupid — I often end up missing really key moments and then I get all pissed off at myself and have to slam my head into the desk.

My head is killing me right now…

I can totally sympathize with a small town mayor/hockey mom/pitbull with lipstick not knowing what The Bush Doctrine is.

But when the possible 45th President of the United States doesn't know what it is, I start looking up instructions for building personal bomb shelters.

  1. Sarracuda turned in a floundering performance. No wonder she's been avoiding the press corps – even with two weeks of cramming, she doesn't fully know where she stands or what she's supposed to believe unless there's a speech written for her. Her foreign policy ideas are frightening.

    by Lisa in Shelton September 12th at 6:02PM
  2. Palin didn't have the guts to say "I don't know what the Bush Doctrine is".

    She tries to BS her way out of answering, instead of honestly asking what exactly that means.

    The term "Bush Doctrine" is not that well known. It really would not have reflected badly on her to ask. But she knows she isn't qualified, so she tries to fake it. Sad.

    by gerold firl September 12th at 8:05PM
  3. Palin thought "the Bush Doctrine" might have something to do with Porn … & didn't want to be trapped.

    by obamagramma September 12th at 9:20PM
  4. This is ridiculous.

    Not only did she totally drop the Bush Doctrine question and follow up regarding Pakistan, according to Factcheck.org, she is blatantly misinformed about Alaska's contribution to the US domestic energy supply.

    If I pulled this kind of shit in college, I would get an F and possible expulsion.

    When a candidate can talk around answering a question for several minutes and afterwords I still don't understand where they stand (here it comes!) that's not change, its more of the same!

    by Danny D September 12th at 9:22PM
  5. Sarah Barracuda? [insert derisive laughter here] More like "fish out of water." Too bad Molly Ivins isn't around to skewer this one.

    by Desperatevoter September 12th at 10:34PM
  6. Laugh a lot now.
    We are underestimating Palin.

    Yes, she's awful, a religious extremist, lead around on a leash like a poodle, but she's cramming for the exam, has a quit wit and sharp tongue, and she will kill Biden with her 'earnest' talk and memorable (memorized) one-liners.

    Democrats cannot 'get through' to poor, white America. Old, white America cannot seem to 'get it' that it's really Obama who could help them, and that McCain won't (he hasn't in the last 20 years in office).

    I'm so angry and sad. The nasty old white guy and his trophy VP have just pulled ahead in the polls. Brace yourselves for 4 years of holy wars.

    by vikki-T September 13th at 12:37AM
  7. she is GW Bush with lipstick;incoherently dumb, hard headed, unwilling to accept when she is wrong/lying/misinformed, blindly ambitious, fanatically religious, brazenly ignorant, answers the question they wish they were asked, full of BS, rehearsed but not at all versed on the issues and with a dangerously myopic view of the world. SOOOO 20th century and sooooo wrong for this country. Another "oil and gas" pro is the last thing we need, especially a global warming/ evolution denier.

    by minkia September 13th at 2:09AM
  8. My greatest fear: wag the dog. While we're all distracted with lipstick and trooper gate, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are in a dark room somewhere planning the final stages of world domination…and it's working!

    by Petrified September 13th at 2:29AM
  9. Come on. You're all so hard on her. Yes, you're right. She is not a Vice President. But, she is sexy. What, no points for sexy? Check out those legs. And her breasts….perfect. I wish I could look that good. And she manages to do it everyday!!! God bless her. I think she added years to McCain's actual life. I really do.

    For more images of those gorgeous gams: check out: "She's Bringing Sexy Back" at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPdCbyazp0.

    Geez.

    by ConcernedMilf September 14th at 3:12AM
  10. Palen is a gutless hag.

    read this:
    http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/conspiracytheories/

    more of the same

    by mcpete September 14th at 8:20PM
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