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September 12 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 53 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

There are currently 53 countries in the African continent.

There have been exactly zero United States presidents with blood ties to any of them.

(Actually, technically speaking, 43 of our presidents have had blood ties to them.)

Go Back to Day 54.

  1. No convention, no Storm Troopers, no crocodile tears for a real storm that's going to blow parts of Texas out of the water. Ike is the real deal. Obama should be all over this. Instead, he's fucking worried about lipstick. And, in this case, he could put lipstick on a hurricane and steal the show. It is really sad that a damned Cube has more political and moral fiber than either party. This is serious shit. The National Hurricane Center has warned of "certain death." I have to be serious for a moment. People are going to be hurt. Massive devastation. Forget politicization of this for a sec. Where the hell is Bush? Why hasn't he gone on the national news? There should be a national address. This fuckstick has learned nothing. NOTHING. From Katrina. Or Rita. Or Wilma. Or the other ones that crushed us a few years back.

    Shifting gears to politics. CHANGE? I love Obama, but where the fuck is he? He should be all over this. Sick. He could completely divert attention away from the past two weeks. Galveston could go under water. Catastrophic flooding. And if not, play the damn hand. I hate to phrase it like that but "a billion gallons of water" is about to flood Texas. Maybe they just don't give a rat's ass about Bush's home state. I can't believe a dumbass blogger like me has this in my sights more than either of these jerkoffs. I'm sick of these fuckers. The lot of them. The only hope I have is that Rick Sanchez gets mauled by a grizzly bear. Either side has an opportunity to monopolize the situation right now, but, aside from that, the attention is on crap. This is the country we live in. This is why I am pessimistic as to why Obama will win. It's the stupidity of the stupids, STUPID. CHRIST. BUDDAH. MOSES. MOHAMMAD. WORM FOOD. I love this country, but, this blog could form a cabinet and run it better than any of the schmucks in office.

    53 days of more of the same I fear.

    by Cube September 12th at 9:20PM
  2. Have you forgotten Warren Gangsta Harding?

    by oraclebones September 12th at 11:03AM
  3. Going down the CONGO. Going Down the CONGO. Going Down the Congo. Won't Go down on Palin. THE HORROR.

    by Cube September 12th at 7:00AM
  4. check out neither08.com

    by HC September 12th at 3:03AM
  5. McCain gets the push polling underway…

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/11/nasty-anti-obama-push-pol_n_125607.html

    by kia September 12th at 1:28AM

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