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September 12 at 8:11PM

Joe Biden: Obama and I Might Maybe Prosecute George Bush and Dick Cheney

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Last we heard from Joe Biden, he was saying something stupid.

Now, he's saying something less stupid.

In answering a question from the audience at a campaign event in Deerfield Beach, Florida, Senator Biden said that he and Barack Obama's administration would not be opposed to filing criminal charges against Bush administration officials, should congress find the appropriate evidence.

That would be interesting… Go on…

"We will not be stopped from pursuing any criminal offence that's occurred," he continued, going on to praise congressional committees for the deliberate pace of their inquiries into alleged Bush administration misdeeds.

Members of Congress are "doing the right thing, they're not making false accusations about anything… they're collecting data, subpoenaing records, they're building a file", Biden said.

"If there has been a basis upon which you can pursue someone for a criminal violation, they will be pursued –- not out of vengeance, not out of retribution, out of the need to preserve the notion that no one, no attorney general, no president — no one is above the law."

Uh oh! You know what this means?

Dick Cheney's gonna accidentally shoot Joe Biden in the face.

  1. Thought you were ripping obamagramma. Mistake. The Sambo shit don't fly. Fire more directed at browne. But, it's Sunday, and I must rest according to Palinian science.

    by Cube September 14th at 11:51PM
  2. I think Obama is a better canidate than Mcain. I believe what he says

    by matt honse September 14th at 11:55PM
  3. Dennis;

    Not sure if you are trying to gain readership with your incidious comments or if you are really just plain stupid. Either way you aren't serving yourself and the idiots that follow you with fair and accurate reporting.

    But good luck if you and yours actually win this election. You will have lowered this great country's status to the level of any other socialist regime. Then will find all the "good" people of this land leaving, just like those that settled here long ago, to find greener pastures and more democratic opportunities.

    by Felipe Angeloni September 15th at 9:10AM
  4. You American are just hilarious but seriously you were kidding the last 8 years right? The whole George Bush as president thing was a joke right? Down to Mr. Angelonis measured comments (thats irony by the way) there is nothing about the American left that is socialist. I should know I'm European and with our horrible socialist system, we have to suffer free universal healthcare, free education and back to work programs for those unfortunate enough to suffer job loss. What a nightmare? God help America if that should happen to you

    by cstanford September 15th at 12:32PM
  5. Mr. Felipe Angeloni, I beg you, please leave my country. Go and fuck up some other part of the world. You Self-righteous prick. I hope that I didn’t cross any lines with this post. I would hate to turn into an “elitist” or “sexist” person just because I can no longer sit and watch as you disgrace this country. For 8 years you, "Mavericks" or "Rangers" or “Corporate Whores” have raped this country and blessed us all with recession, endless war and absolutely no standing in the world. Thank you so much for graciously blessing America with all you have done. Fuck You.

    by Guy September 17th at 2:06AM
  6. PROSECUTE!!!

    by ChRIZ September 17th at 4:17AM
  7. Why are you teasing me Joe ?

    by obamagramma September 17th at 5:56AM
  8. Send them all to federal "Pound them in the ass Prison." It is the least we can do.

    by Person September 18th at 2:03AM
  9. The only dicks you freaks have are the ones stuck up your ass

    by John Fuller September 23rd at 1:37AM
  10. George W. Bush’s sentence-by-sentence speaking skills are deteriorating. Apparently, this may be due to a mental illness called “presenile dementia.” Bush may or may not be secretly still drinking heavily. Bush lied, and thousands of people died. Bush suffers from narcissism and megalomania. Moreover, Bush has been arrested three times. Bush was arrested for disorderly conduct. Bush was arrested for stealing. Bush was also arrested for a serious crime—driving under the influence of alcohol. There are reasons to believe that Bush suffers from a learning disability. Bush’s learning disability would explain a lot of things. All in all, Bush is a severely mentally ill individual. Bush is not fit to be the president of the United States.

    Cheney attended Yale University, but he flunked out. Cheney was twice prosecuted for and convicted of drunk driving. Cheney lied to former U.S. House Majority Leader Dick Armey about the grounds for going to war in Iraq. Cheney is a pathological liar. Cheney is incompetent. Cheney would like to think that he is above the law. However, Cheney must pay for crimes against the United States and the world.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA

    by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang October 5th at 10:10PM
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