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September 12 at 4:10PM

The Following 5 Democrats and 8 Republicans Called Sarah Palin a Pig and Hate Women in General

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

It's bad enough that Barack Obama thinks Sarah Palin is a pig and seeks to "destroy her" and American women in general. But it gets worse: Research shows he was beaten to the punch by 13 of his Congressional colleagues!

Roll Call, the newspaper of Capitol Hill, did a little digging into the Congressional Record and found 16 variations of the "lipstick on a pig" phrase have been uttered by 13 separate members of the 110th Congress. Behold the list of chauvinist, unpatriotic community organizers currently disgracing our government

* Rep. Mike Michaud (D-Maine) on the Peru free-trade agreement: "Same old model with a little lipstick."

* Rep. Linda Sanchez (D-Calif.) on trade policy: "You know the old saying about lipstick on a pig? Well, I smell bacon."

* Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) on withdrawal in Iraq: "Calling this surrender a 'withdrawal' or a 'redeployment' is like putting lipstick on a pig. No matter what you call it, it is still a pig."

* Rep. Lynn "Uppity" Westmoreland (R-Ga.) on energy policy: "The energy bills that were brought out this week was kind of like putting lipstick on a pig."

* Westmoreland, again on energy policy: "It's almost like putting lipstick on a pig. You can make it look good, but it's only going to be a pig."

* Westmoreland, yet again on energy policy: "So while we are passing these bills … it's been putting lipstick on a pig."

* Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.) on an omnibus spending bill: "There has been lipstick placed on this pig, but it's still a pig."

* Rep. David Dreier (R-Calif.) on an ethics proposal: "They may have put lipstick on that pig, but it is still a pig."

* Rep. Solomon Ortiz (D-Texas) on the president's veto of a children's health bill: "There's just no lipstick to pretty up this pig."

* Ortiz on language in a border-wall bill: "That puts a little lipstick on the pig."

* Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) on Republican moves on carbon emissions: "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig."

* Rep. Sam Johnson (R-Texas) on a children's health bill alternative: "We have a saying in Texas, if you put lipstick on a pig, it will still be a pig."

* Rep. Howard McKeon (R-Calif.) on equal-pay legislation: "This amendment is the equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig."

* Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) on wiretapping legislation: "It's very difficult to put lipstick on a pig."

* Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.) on Medicare legislation: "… trying to put lipstick on this legislative pig."

* Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.) on a college- cost bill: "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig."

Doesn't Obama have any ideas of his own? Is he so desperate for fresh sexist comments that he resorts to stealing them from Republican women like Virginia Foxx?

At the very least, he could have broadened the statement to include other members of the animal kingdom, like former UN Ambassador John Bolton, who stated

"We want a butterfly. We're not going to put lipstick on a caterpillar and declare it a success."

Now that is an example of a non-sexist statement, and for two obvious reasons. One, here we're applying lipstick to a caterpillar instead of a pig. Two, Bolton is a Republican.

  1. Virginia Foxx is the epitome of hypocrite! If the folks in NC5 don't elect Roy Carter they are completely out of it. I love the Coach!!! Daily show should put Foxx back on their moment of zen.

    by MtnMan September 12th at 5:35PM
  2. WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME? CATABATA COCKAMAMI FUCKERS

    by the real kickup September 12th at 6:02PM
  3. ENTRAMPMENT FUCKERS FOR TIPICAL EVATION! SAID THE SPUDSTER MUTHER FUCKER.

    by the real kickup September 12th at 6:04PM
  4. I applaud once again the wisdom of Matt Damon.

    by David Gerard September 12th at 7:00PM
  5. Gee, it is amazing how you forgot to include ah, Republican nominee John McCain for using that exact same phrase in his speeches….ah, several times,. Republicans, hypoicrisy at its best. What amnazes me is how the hell you get away with it. We have to raise the IQ of this country!

    by King Tchalla September 12th at 8:08PM
  6. Well, I'm here to say that this woman is beautiful, gorgeous, and…dare I say…Sexy! I don't care where she puts her lipstick or what she does with a pig. After all, its cold up there in Alaska.

    I can prove it. Her stunningness in all her prettyfication can be seen on the you tube film: "She's Bringing Sexy Back" at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPdCbyazp0

    by ConcernedMilf September 14th at 2:54AM
  7. Please! I beg of you, listen to my song. I wrote it for Sarah. http://www.myspace.com/badlittlemikey

    by Bad Little Mikey September 15th at 12:34AM
  8. Ummmm….he said it 3 times. And they're all on video tape! This whole subject is only significant because of the GOP's shallow, ridiculous attempts to attack and criticize their opponent when they've been the party in power screwing everything up for the last 7 years. These assinine attempts by their PR machine are going to FINALLY backfire. It's about time people saw them for the manipulative, empty, greedy scum they really are.

    by Jim Newland September 15th at 12:37PM
  9. Hah, do more research on Rep. David Dreier. It's worth it. He probably likes to put lipstick on himself…

    by Mike Kunkel October 31st at 9:33AM
  10. [...] told you resemble Frankenstein (John Kerry), the Incredible Hulk (Bill Richardson) or a pig (Sarah Palin), it has to dent even the most bloated of [...]

    by Larry Craig Compared to a Gay Celebrity Penguin » THE EARMARK July 17th at 2:21PM
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