Ted Nugent Duels Matt Damon for Sarah Palin's Honor
Get this: Ted Nugent is talking smack towards Matt Damon for dissing Sarah Palin, who in turn challenged Lindsay Lohan to a duel.
OK, I made up the last part, but Nugent really did go off about Damon yesterday, in an interview with the Christian Science Monitor. Turns out he's pretty upset with the actor for criticizing Palin's qualifications for the White House. Here's an excerpt…
"To be concerned is prudent, but his references are without merit."
Wait a second. That doesn't sound like the Ted Nugent I know, the Ted Nugent who once swung an AK-47 over his head and told immigrants to "get the fuck out of America" at Texas Gov. Rick Perry's inauguration!
Well, perhaps Nugent is trying to take a more refined approach to political discourse. After all, he is about to enter the literary world with his landmark autobiography, entitled (of course) "Ted, White and Blue," which is described thusly on its jacket…
In his trademark unapologetic style, Nugent will praise God, guns, and red-blooded, full-throated Americanism against pantywaist politicians, nanny-state judges, and tofu-eating Obamamaniacs, calling on readers to "Roll up your damn sleeves, sharpen your crowbars, and think hardcore."
Now that's one book that Nugent's pal Palin won't try to ban!
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I understand that many of you dislike Ted Nugent..I would too if I was a coward and could not stand up to my own shadow. I admire Ted for speaking what I consider 98% of the truth. Put it to ya this way..at least he is speaking. What are you doing ? Checking out the neighbors wife, daughter or worse yet..son ?
I don't know the complete story of Nugent being drafted…he never mentioned that in his books
Yet at least he is voicing a very positive message..one that kids can be proud of..oh yea unless that kid is yours and he is home smoking crack.
Some hate Teds music..have you forgotted the 1st amendment..freedom to write speak and sing what ya want..you know it's AMERICA ! Over 3 million people enjoyed Cat Scratch as well as Ted and the Damn Yankees..I did ..if you don't then…YANK THIS !!!!
I now come to a conclusion that…
“Liberalism is indeed a mental disorder…”
Palin won't ban it but will she read it?
Hey Mike October 24th at 2:23AM here is one of Teds nuggets of wisdom on women.
"And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, 'Fuck you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware."- Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994
Also, his music is terrible and derivative.
Ted Nugent once had a chance to serve this country when he was drafted back in the early seventies. Ted choose instead to wet & poop his pants and show up at the recruiting center disheveled and smelling like feces. Yep, he's a real patriot, ya betcha.
Nikki, you are the type of scummy bigot I despise. "Palin's a whore…" —– That is so insulting to me and I'd imagine it's insulting to millions of women out there. What if I said that about you or your mother or your daughter? That is disgusting. It's not funny. Palin is drawing 10s of thousands at her rallys despite bigoted, know nothing, elitist, self-entitled morons like you and your friends at MSNBC et al. You wonder why? Because most of America is not as angry as you Democrats. Most of America likes to do things their own way, make their own lives not have the government do it for them. Those that want constant handouts and want government to "take care of them" like little 2 year-olds will vote Obama.
Hey, Ted, you're an out-of-touch whacko and your music sucks. Don't come preaching to me about living life right and politics when you yourself did drugs and wrote about women like whores with shitty songs like Cat Scratch Fever.
Thats funny that Ted would defend Palin. They both have a lot in common. Teds a womanizing whore hopper and Palin is a whore for one. I'll bet Ted wouldnt be defending her if he knew that most of the Palin kids are pot heads.
I heard that Ted and Palin shot an endangered wild life critter and shared a snack of it's still beating heart. Yummie
hehehe .. Christian Science Monitor …
Ted Nugent in the Christian Science Monitor. That's funny, guys, but…
Wait, you're not joking?