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The Daily Show: The Candidates Hold a Generic-Off on the Financial Crisis

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The solutions to the Wall Street troubles are complicated and may turn away voters, so the candidates have no choice but to provide generic answers.

Who do you think provided the emptiest sounding response to the state of our economy?

  1. to carol who made the statement that Palin in an airhead, well she is a setting governor, an exmayor, and a candidate for the office of vice president, well I'll bet she is smarter than you, are you running for office are a governor or are you the little girl type who play with their i-pod's and wonder what Paris is going to wear tomorrow.
    I doubt yu would want to match your I.Q. with Governor Palin, you don't top where she is by being an airhead. grow up little girl

    by linda siler September 17th at 9:11PM
  2. George Bush is president and he's certifiably mentally retarded. I don't think holding office means much, dead people have won before.

    by Justin Boland September 17th at 9:16PM
  3. @linda siler
    Before you decide to pick on someone for sounding immature (generalize much?), you might want to figure out how form complete sentences. Hello, pot? This is kettle calling …

    by yogi September 17th at 9:32PM
  4. AND IT NEEDS SOME FIXIN, YA SAY? WE'LL GO HORK SOME SINKERS AND TALK ABOOT IT OVER COFFEE!

    by Hoser September 17th at 9:33PM
  5. People do know this is a comedy website and not a real political website right???? Conservatives need to get their heads out their asses and take a joke! Palin, Obama, McCain, and Biden would suck your dick for your vote right now. My choice Palin in that case!

    by Big T September 17th at 9:33PM
  6. :( all videos are blocked.

    Why does comedy central hate Canadians so much….

    by JCM September 17th at 9:44PM
  7. I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

    If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

    Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers: a quintessential American story.

    If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

    Name your kids Willow, Trig, and Track: you're a maverick.

    Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

    Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating: you're well grounded.

    If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

    If your total resume is: local weather girl (sports caster), 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

    If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

    If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

    If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

    If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

    If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

    If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DUI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

    OK, much clearer now

    by Lynn September 18th at 7:27AM
  8. @Sandra G

    You had me at articulate…

    by David September 18th at 3:39PM
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