Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin Are, Like, Totally Not Gonna Be on the Same Stage, No Way!
We keep getting stories out of this election that smack of junior high school.
Try this one: The popular female class president has been planning to go to a party for weeks, but then finds out that the new girl in town, who is trying to be her friend but really just annoys the hell out of her, got invited at the last minute.
So the popular girl ditches the party only to incur the wrath of the new girl's new boyfriend, the quarterback of the football team who looks way too old to be in the 12th grade.
Well that's exactly what happened yesterday!
Just replace the class president with Hillary Clinton, the new girl with Sarah Palin, the quarterback with John McCain, and the spiked punch at the party with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!
It turns out that Clinton had been planning to attend a rally in New York protesting Ahmadinejad's presence at the United Nations next week. But when the event's organizers suddenly invited Palin to the rally, Clinton canceled on them. She claimed it was to avoid the "political circus" that would ensue if the women appeared together onstage, but McCain claimed it was mean-spirited partisanship coming from the Obama campaign.
I know the real reason, however: Clinton is still mad at her own boyfriend for cheating on her with some freshman skank, so instead of going to the party she's going to be hanging out with the star of the basketball team, who's been paying a lot of attention to her lately.
Meanwhile, McCain is just getting involved in a desperate attempt to put some community activism experience on his college applications, because he's certainly not going to get into Arizona State based on his academic transcript!
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I think Hillary is missing a great opportunity. They'd make a great team, sorta like Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, Lucy and Ethel, Cagney and Lacey, Ike and Tina….and so on.
I can't wait for the musical!
Is there a reason that of all the responses to this post so far, all the criticism is aimed at Palin and not the man the protest was organized against? You know, the madman who said that the Holocaust never happened and declared he'd destroy Israel. How'd he escape scorn here?
This could be like a new show. Pennsylvania Avenue 20500.
Maybe Sarah can take Gabriel Nathan Schwartz to the party – they can discuss Israel and Iran. Heck she could wrap up some quality foreign policy experience in one afternoon.
Good idea Hillary – keep that chick's stink off you – I'm sure she'll make quite an impression with her in depth understanding of Bush Doctrine. Let's hope she keeps religion off the table.
I'm thinking more like "High School Musical"!!
I think Sarah Palin is great and no she is not blonde like Hillary and I! She is refreshing and I think it hilarious that the media is comparing her to Obama as if it's apples to apples kinda looks like they don't dare compare him to McCain who has way too much awareness and alertness!
Like, OMG. What a bitch!
Like, who the hell does that new girl think she is?
BTW-saw something this morn that was, like, totally made me LMAO-Sarah was like totally in CEDAR RAPIDS, IA and addressed the audience as GRAND RAPIDS!
She is sooo totally gonna fail GEOGRAPHY!