Rush Limbaugh is Just Spanish for John McCain?
Being a Latino voter, I can only process information if it's narrated by a Telemundo voice-over. Now that both candidates have released attack ads in Spanish, I can finally make my pick for president.
John McCain has the first entry, or as it's said in Spanish, "entry-o"…
Obama thinks all Americans should learn Spanish, but the truth is most Americans need a translator just to tell their gardeners they'll be cutting their pay. Tough times, Fernando, but thanks for trimming the hedges.
So I'll break down this foreign gibberish for you…
The ad claims Obama and his Democrat friends thwarted the success of Immigration Reform.
Is this true? Not so much. Facts?! McCain don't need no stinkin' facts! This will surely appeal to the important Mexican bandito demographic.
At least Barack Obama, a stalwart of honesty and truth, will release an ad intelligently speaking to the Latino voters without resorting to bold-faced lies and insinuations.
Rush Limbaugh said racist things?! Wow, that must mean McCain is a racist too! I'm not sure how this makes sense but I'm obviously too busy watching futbol and eating tacos to think about this any further. Gooooooooaaaaaaal!
Muchas Gracias, presidential candidates, for finally reaching out to my people without assuming we are wholly ignorant and gullible.
Super jobs, amigos.
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sorry, I misread that. I claim hallelula rule.
Halleluia. Am I being too intransitive?
The BHO ad above does indeed resort to "bold-faced lies" by taking both quotes completely out of context:
http://24ahead.com/blog/archives/008013.html
Kitchen sink strategy. You lose.
For shame, Comedy Central–you could've at least come up with a more believable name than "Gonzalo Cordova."
And for shame on my parents too! Really, they couldn't name me something more convincing then Gonzalo?! Seriously! What am I? Speedy Gonzalez?
Hahaha. It was actually my grandfather's name. I am totally a real person. But thank you for being awesome.
Yeah Ian, he's definitely posted on here many times before. His Hispanic-ness is just an extra bonus when posting things relating to the Latino community. It's what allows me, as a woman, to vilify Sarah Palin, and what makes you a sexist for saying the same thing.
If only we could all learn the lessons from "¿Que Pasa U.S.A?"
Best show ever with Steven Bauer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctGlsbbJLcM
Do Republicans know that McCain's telling the Spanish Language voters he will bring back Amnesty?