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September 18 at 11:58AM

Sarah Palin Sticks to the Talking Points

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Governor Palin prepares for the big questions from the press…

Q: What is the function of the Federal Reserve?

A: Beauty pageant, good times, basketball, fun, trophy, Todd, Bristol, hockey mom, hockey mom, reformer, maverick, hockey mom, hockey mom, Bristol, Levi, Levi, John McCain, reformer, hockey mom.

Totally nailed it.

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  1. This Sara got totally jobbed. She put in more time, dedication, her own expenses, also is quite brilliant. Plus, her "tits" look more like Palin's. *Tits is a trademark of FOX.

    by Biff September 18th at 9:56PM
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  2. "Guys! and Gals!"

    by Nikki September 18th at 9:23PM
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  3. this sara(h) is aaawwweeesome. 2

    by Hilo08 September 18th at 2:00PM
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  4. after Tina Fey's performance, nobody else's impression seems good anymore…

    by iowagradstudent September 18th at 1:21PM
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  5. “He [Jesus] called me and I said, ‘Hello, Governor Sara Palin of Alaska here.’ And he said, ‘Its Jesus.’ I said, ‘You know not to call me. I don’t have unlimited minutes.
    I have a friends and family program and you’re not on it.’ And I hung up on him. And after 9 o’clock, he called back…”

    Classic.

    by bearness September 18th at 1:12PM
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  6. Palin is totally unqualified for the position she's been tapped for, and Biden is no peach either. Thankfully Bob Barr chose a running mate who knows what he's doing: Wayne Allyn Root.

    The Barr-Root ticket will bring liberty back to America.

    http://www.bobbarr2008.com/

    http://www.bobbarr2008.com/root/

    by Jim September 18th at 12:56PM
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  7. best part, ever, on any of these: "Jesus was a community organizer. He wore badass sandals in the manner of many earnest lesbians. Just saying."

    by kate r September 18th at 12:28PM
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