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September 18 at 11:58AM

Sarah Palin Sticks to the Talking Points

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Governor Palin prepares for the big questions from the press…

Q: What is the function of the Federal Reserve?

A: Beauty pageant, good times, basketball, fun, trophy, Todd, Bristol, hockey mom, hockey mom, reformer, maverick, hockey mom, hockey mom, Bristol, Levi, Levi, John McCain, reformer, hockey mom.

Totally nailed it.

  1. This Sara got totally jobbed. She put in more time, dedication, her own expenses, also is quite brilliant. Plus, her "tits" look more like Palin's. *Tits is a trademark of FOX.

    by Biff September 18th at 9:56PM
  2. "Guys! and Gals!"

    by Nikki September 18th at 9:23PM
  3. this sara(h) is aaawwweeesome. 2

    by Hilo08 September 18th at 2:00PM
  4. after Tina Fey's performance, nobody else's impression seems good anymore…

    by iowagradstudent September 18th at 1:21PM
  5. “He [Jesus] called me and I said, ‘Hello, Governor Sara Palin of Alaska here.’ And he said, ‘Its Jesus.’ I said, ‘You know not to call me. I don’t have unlimited minutes.
    I have a friends and family program and you’re not on it.’ And I hung up on him. And after 9 o’clock, he called back…”

    Classic.

    by bearness September 18th at 1:12PM
  6. Palin is totally unqualified for the position she's been tapped for, and Biden is no peach either. Thankfully Bob Barr chose a running mate who knows what he's doing: Wayne Allyn Root.

    The Barr-Root ticket will bring liberty back to America.

    http://www.bobbarr2008.com/

    http://www.bobbarr2008.com/root/

    by Jim September 18th at 12:56PM
  7. best part, ever, on any of these: "Jesus was a community organizer. He wore badass sandals in the manner of many earnest lesbians. Just saying."

    by kate r September 18th at 12:28PM

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