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September 18 at 6:48PM

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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

As a modern sensitive male, I was barely aware that Sarah Palin had breasts, let alone "tits." But, apparently, she does.

Our old friend Lindsay Robertson reports over at Videogum

It was only a matter of time before someone mentioned Sarah Palin's tits on live TV.

Let us rejoice today that it was this lady, and that it was on the Fox News channel, and that she actually said "tits" while motioning to her own breasts with her hands (about :55 in). Caroline Braun is like a Trojan horse sent in to say bad words on Fox.

I love how, after the word "tits" gets thrown out there, it just turns into a scene of utter chaos. Like, nobody understands how to deal with this new, shocking development. Everyone starts laughing maniacally, the male co-host runs away, one of the tech guys stumbles confusedly across the shot.

And, and I think I saw a man in assless chaps, engulfed in flames, hurling himself from a window in the background.

I think.

  1. You wrote this HILARIOUSLY! Thanks!

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    by Deborah Harry September 18th at 11:32PM
  2. This is the best way I've heard yet of describing how women vote. Women: We don't care about your tits.
    http://www.entertonement.com/collections/3981/Caroline-Baum-On-Palin%27s-Breasts

    by BaxterJ September 19th at 12:08AM
  3. I absoluteloy *LOST* it when the tech guy walked across the set. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!!

    by LK September 19th at 2:42AM
  4. She yes has nice guns
    Sarah Palin Shows Charlie Gibson How to Shoot a Gun
    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-shows-charlie-gibson-how-to.html

    by Dirty Diana September 19th at 4:52AM
  5. Just because you *have* tits doesn't mean you want to *vote* for one. I mean, many Republicans have dicks and they don't…

    Oh.

    Meanwhile: Can some one get Cameo Tech Guy his own show?

    by Karrieno September 19th at 5:00AM
  6. Palin is McCain's Vanna White.

    by obamagramma September 19th at 6:13AM
  7. Sarah Sissor Tits.

    by obamagramma September 19th at 6:21AM
  8. Does this mean that the Joe Walsh song "I like big tits" will be a new campaign song?

    by flasunbum September 19th at 9:41AM
  9. "It means they [Democrats] have to look into the mirror and admit they are bankrupt in terms of appealing to the population in terms of ideas". . . and may I just add: "Tits."

    Alas, it's true, Republicans are masters of the common appeal.

    by tebt September 19th at 11:10AM
  10. Gotta love them Publicans, only they could follow years of disaster of DUH BY'A by claiming that it's OBAMAS war. LOL WHat a bunch of knuckle dragging mental midgets.
    Nothing new there.

    THe Pubs have sunk SO low, that the ONLY thing they have to offer is the moderately appealing tits of a brain dead MILF.

    Way to go PUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    by MLB December 9th at 1:48PM
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