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September 18 at 4:31PM

Virginia GOP Plans Rally to Court Minority Voters, One Macaca at a Time

POSTED BY: Eric March

And since Senator Grand Wizard Lester Bull Connor Robert E. Wallace David Maddox Duke Thurmond Earl Ray was unavailable…

Finally — real minority outreach from the GOP. The Virginia Republicans have a big rally coming up this Saturday that's designed to reach out to minority voters in Fairfax County.

Guess who is one of the featured speakers?

George Allen. Yes, that George Allen.

…because in 2008, having only one confederate flag license plate on your Ford Mustang makes you 50% more qualified to talk to minorities than every other member of the Virginia Republican Party.

Asked whether "macaca" might cloud the message a bit, Scimeca said the whole thing was a smear-job by the Dems: "Anyone had to go on Wikipedia to be offended by it. And you know how people can mess with Wikipedia."

Well put. I'd always heard lots of stuff about segregation, but it wasn't until I keyed it into Ask Jeeves that I realized what a lousy gig that was!

  1. The internet is a great invention. You can say "FUCK YOU" to a true asshole, Bull Connnor, who has been dead for over thirty years. You were a more than a dick to my mom and sister. Suck my balls dead Bull Connor.

    by Joshua September 18th at 8:38PM
  2. Jim,

    Were did we said George is a closet racist? Hangman nooses, Confederate flags and obscure code words are all signs of someone who embraces minority rights.

    by Bob L September 18th at 7:02PM
  3. Oh, of course; it's a bunch of white Republicans trying to appeal to minorities, so they're clearly closet racists and white supremacists attempting to cover it up.

    Honestly, a lot of people posting here need to grow up.

    by Jim September 18th at 6:09PM
  4. Good to see George working again. Everyone knows "macaca" is a White Supremacists code word for respect The man was unfairly slandered by Wikipedia.

    by Bob L September 18th at 5:47PM
  5. George Allen may be the perfect surrogate for Minority Voters. But can he help secure the votes of Godless Hollywood Liberals?

    With only 47 days left until November 4th, do you know the Top 50 Swing Voter Demographics in 2008?

    #50 – Hockey Moms
    #49 – Godless Hollywood Liberals
    #48 – Baristas
    #47 – People with STDs
    #46 – ???

    Check out http://swingvoters.wordpress.com

    by Conrad September 18th at 5:25PM
  6. I miss George Allen. This is nice.

    by wadbutt September 18th at 5:24PM

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