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September 19 at 2:40PM

Former President Bill Clinton to Appear on The Daily Show Tuesday

POSTED BY: Eric March

…to discuss the Clinton Global Initiative, a sharp pivot from his 2006 interview with Jon Stewart, where he discussed the Clinton Global Initiative.

  1. What does he think Obama's chances are based on all the polls?

    Which country does he recommend we emigrate to if McCain gets in?

    by Claudia September 23rd at 10:35PM
  2. You're a tool. Why are the democrats such cowards they won't debate third party candidates? Are you and the republicans too busy promoting democracy? Everywhere but here? Yeah Jon, If you could get around to asking those it would be appreciated.

    btw – Jon didn't get real w/Blair, so why oh why would you expect him to nail Clinton. He never nails McCain either and that asshat has probably appeared more often.

    by makeuser September 23rd at 10:50PM
  3. Ask President Clinton why he isn't attacking McCain the way he attacked Obama in the primaries. We need a Cheney, I mean, an attack dog. Get angry! They are lying to the American people and no one of any importance is showing the anger that we have. This is no time for pity-parties! Get Obama elected and Hillary may have a shot at the ticket in 8 years. Let the Republicans have 8 more years and there won't be a country for her to win.

    by JennaV September 23rd at 11:00PM
  4. Ask Bill if Hillary's been promised a seat on the Supreme Court in an Obama administration.

    by Alice Winfree Bowron September 23rd at 11:18PM
  5. Jon Stewart should have asked Clinton why he signed the Gramm-Bliley bank de-regulation bill in 1999 that repealed the protections of Glass-Steagall.

    Jon Stewart is frequently cleverly tough with his guests, but he was an enraptured pussy and soft-balled Bill Clinton.

    by H. W. Ellerson September 23rd at 11:42PM
  6. Ask Bill how long it took him to find out about the Banking Deregulation Bill Senator Phil Graham had to "hide" in an approations bill after it had been voted down 3 times on the Senate Floor. ?

    by James Wilson September 24th at 12:36AM
  7. So how much power does the president really have? How can they elect Bush for 2 terms? Why do they chose him to give the power to?

    by zfsiddiqi September 24th at 2:15AM
  8. How does it feel to support a candidate that talked so much s*** about your wife? Does it feel like Obama has a political vice on your manhood knowing that you can't defend her? Basically, are you going to kick his ass if he doesn't become President?

    by Weston Monks September 24th at 2:58AM
  9. OMG IF BILL THOUGHT LEWENSKI WAS HOT HE MUST BEAT HAVEING WET DREAMS OVER PALIN AND WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

    by ghostplya October 2nd at 3:18PM
  10. Oh yeah, Clinton was a Excellent President; not a Sucky as a George W. Bush; it's no same? :)

    by Sávio May 12th at 4:49PM
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