September 19 at 2:40PM
Former President Bill Clinton to Appear on The Daily Show Tuesday
…to discuss the Clinton Global Initiative, a sharp pivot from his 2006 interview with Jon Stewart, where he discussed the Clinton Global Initiative.
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Do you smoke cigars in front of Hilary?
Q: What is the difference between a hocey mom and a whore with diarea?
One pucks between fists.
Will you Mr. Clinton ask George W. to be part of the global initiative after George W leaves office?
How can G. W Bush best serve after his term? (multiple choice question)
A. Helping OBGYN spread their love?
B. Helping tides turn, in deserts
C. Making state of the… state…, well speeches to the nation
D. Helping human beings and fish to continue coexisting peacefully
E. Assuring the tribal sovereignty, remains, that… sovereign.
F. Serving as an ambassador to promoting pig cuisine from Germany
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhbPVrb5KM
What are the similarities between a Palin Hockey Mom (Vice?) Presidency and Pit Bulls?
A. They are both WAY scary.
B. They are both the pits (and pitiful)
C. They are both probably better off not being unleashed upon the world
D. They are both barkin up the wrong tree
What's the difference between a Democratic two term (8 years) of the white house and the same for the GOP?
-> Sadly, the weakening of America.
-> Sadly, the increased dager to America.
-> Sadly, the loss of moral leadership and credibility of the US abroad.
-> Sadly, America at its worst.
What does Obama need to focus on to win this election?
Q: How many mousses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ask Sarah Palin, as Gov of Alaska, she requested 20 Million in earmarks to research, luminous moose application technology.