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September 19 at 2:40PM

Former President Bill Clinton to Appear on The Daily Show Tuesday

POSTED BY: Eric March

…to discuss the Clinton Global Initiative, a sharp pivot from his 2006 interview with Jon Stewart, where he discussed the Clinton Global Initiative.

  1. Ask him if he moved to Harlem as part of a comeback attempt at becoming the first white player for the Harlem Globetrotters.

    by brian September 22nd at 7:41PM
  2. Sebastian
    I'm pretty sure we had at least one, in 1992. I could be wrong though.

    by angela September 22nd at 7:59PM
  3. Please ask President Clinton about his views on Wall St. plummeting and the construction of two new baseball stadiums across the river… Is debt the only thing Americans produce??

    by Sotiri September 22nd at 8:08PM
  4. If this crisis is so big that we need $700 Bn, and biggest in 80 years, isn't it big enough to amend the constitution and make Bill Clinton president for the third time, the country was so strong under him, and neither of the candidates seems to be winner in the election

    by Jane September 22nd at 8:20PM
  5. Please ask Bill if he regrets supporting Joe Lieberman during the CT Senatorial race in 2006 instead of backing Mr. Lamont?

    I was a CT democratic delegatee and received a lot of encouragement from Bill to "stick with Joe" What we should have done is stick it to Joe before he stuck it too us.

    by Vincent Giordano September 22nd at 8:43PM
  6. Who cares? Clinton is a dork. Obama is even phonier, and Jon, you just plain suck!

    by Rob Clemmer September 22nd at 9:08PM
  7. Ask him why he signed the Gramm deregulations into law shortly before leaving office. Ask him if he agrees that the "War on Drugs" is a catastrophe. Ask him what we can do to prevent Eisenhower's predictions about the Military Industrial Complex coming even MORE true.

    by Eric Treanor September 22nd at 9:25PM
  8. Why, in light of his clear commitment to developing countries, did U.S. ODA remain so low during his presidency?

    by Emily September 22nd at 9:59PM
  9. Ask Bill how he likes Hillary's Pant suits!

    by N Patel September 22nd at 10:40PM
  10. Ask President Clinton if he thinks ageism is a factor in this election.

    I think Senator McCain is a victim of that one.
    It's difficult to be at that stage of one's life when you have so much wisdom to offer and the youngins think you don't know anything. McCain didn't steal the change mantle. He's always struggled to make an impact on Washington to the effect of restoring integrity to the political process. He's had that reputation for several years now. When he talks about education he is exceedly knowledgable and eloquent. He has a wonderful rapport with young people and often goes to speak at schools.I know quite a lot about education so I'm one to catch that. Most politicians make me cringe because many of them know very little about it. It's obvious to me that he has spent a great deal of time delving into it. I don't think people who fear a McCain presidency have as much to be afraid of as they might think. For thing he would chose a close knit panel of top notch advisors. And he will listen to them. Just intuition. The problem for McCain in this campaign is that he isn't himself right now. Do any of us ever stop to think how freaky this whole game really is? If he became president, I'm quite certain he would become the McCain we recognize. That is, for any of us who bothered to get to know something about him- before Sarah Palin.

    Those little old Jewish people down in Florida are so cute aren't they? They won't just give their vote to anyone. Many of them, avid Clinton supporters, have complained they are having difficulty warming up to Obama.

    I understand Senator Clinton will be campaigning her heart for Obama in Ohio. I wouldn't expect any less of her.

    by Susan Lepak September 22nd at 10:51PM
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